Teacher: Your job is to figure out what is in the paper bag, with your group.
Boy: There's a hole in the bag...
Friend: Stop looking through it, we'll get caught
Girl: We're just casually cheating on this project...
Boy: Exactly. *slams bag on the desk*
*rock shoots out of bag*
Everyone: Oh crud get it before the teacher sees omf *gets rock and puts it back in hole*
Friend: I'll tape it, no one will ever know
Me: No one shall speak of this moment
Girl: Agreed.
Me: *magnetizes to desk* ...
Friend: *snicker* again?
Me: I hate everything.
Friend: Welp, back to locker number four so we can get un-magnetic-person materials
Me: Locker number Tobias. Get it right. *pokes friend*
Friend: ...Fine, im going to locker number Tobias. Happy?
Me: Yep.
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
