I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so...
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did.
Just be careful okay?
I DIDN'T...
Me: anyway august 4 has two things for me, season 3 of voltron and the end of math camp
Friend: isn't that like, summer school
Me: ...........kindly fuck off
Me: the point is, this year is the start of high school, the place where dreams either come true or get crushed.
Friend: I still don't get the point
Me: I'm not gonna die this year, I got a D- once and I'm not letting it happen again-
Friend: three times. You got that grade three times.
Me: shut uppp
Me: I have everything I need to make this year PERFECT
Friend: and that is?
Me: voltron themed bullet journal for organization
Me: a vast array of colored pens
Me: a shit ton of index cards
Me: and half a will to live
Friend: dude, its July. School doesn't start until August.
Me: if I don't prepare now, I will die later on
Friend: okay whatever
Me: this year, nothing can go wrong.
Friend: watch everything go wrong
Me: you're going to fucking jinx it, why am I friends with you
Friend: I ask myself that every day
Me: oh shit I need to make my journals klance themed
Friend: what? Won't people judge you
Me: but klance
Friend: fine
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Me: see them? They are the best ship
Friend: didnt you say that about-
Me: that was four months ago, seriously keep up
Friend: I was grounded, okay
Me: if you say soooo
Friend: fuck off
Me: I figured out how to make memes without Photoshop
Friend: what
Me: they're all voltron memes tho
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Friend: once I drank ten cups of coffee during finals and I couldn't feel my legs
Me: what the fuck bro that's unhealthy
Me: also I'm still salty that my parents won't let me have coffee
Friend: how much hell are you even in?
Me: great question I'm in school hell, drowning in tests hell, Voltron hell, klance hell, anxiety hell, and depression hell. *plays john cena theme on recorder*
Friend: Jesus
Me: I'd like to order one will to live
Friend #2: we only have fries
Me: I'll take it
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