Me: AYYYYYYYY GUESS WHO'S IN DA HOUSEEEEE!!!
Random person: Everyone?
Me: NOT JUST EVERYONE! ME! AND I'M ONLY 6 MINUTES LATE! *throws binders on desk*
Teacher: You're late.
Me: No shiz, Sherlock.
Teacher: My name is-
Me: Jeff.
Teacher: No, my name is
Me: Jeff.
Teacher: *sigh* nevermind...
Me: By the way, Thor ate my homework again.
Friend: Thor ate all our homeworks.
Class: *agrees*
Teacher: How did I get into this school? Out of all the schools in the town, I just had to pick this, didn't I?
Class: Yep. And you're stuck with us for another two months. Better start learning some memes and vines while you're here!
Me: DON'T FORGET THE ANIMEEEE! LIKE FAIRY TAIL!
Random person: I don't like Jerza--
Me: *severely offended* WHAT. DID. CHU. JUST. SAYYYYYY?!
Random person: I don't like-
Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID I JUST DON'T APPRECIATE THE INSULTING OF MY FAVORITE SHIP- *pauses to point out all my ships are important to my life*
Random person: O_O
Me: NALU JERZA ZANEMAU GARMAU TRAVLYN EVERYTHING SHIPPING PERFECT YAY.
Teacher: ........................................
Me: *sits down and gets random hammer* I REST MY CASE *smashes desk with hammer*
Class: Umm..............................................
Me: Heheh... *runs*
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
