Me: *opens locker and glances at the small Leafy drawing in the corner of my locker*
Student #39: It's a Leafy shrine
Me: What?
Student #39: Leafyyyyy
Me: Oh my god you've been saying that every day for the past seven weeks, dude calm down
Student #39: I'm never going to stop
Me: Yeah I kinda figured that out...
Student #40: Ayeee look its LeafyIsQueer- ooo can I have this mirror?
Me: Why the fuck would you need a mirror when you don't even- you know what, keep it.
Student #40: cool thanks bro *takes mirror and puts it in their locker*
Me: Okay *gets computer charger and closes locker* peace out bois
Students #39 and #40: peace
Me: *walks down hallway* I'm friends with more boys than I am girls... My life is officially confusing.
Student #31: ayeeee
Me: ayeeee
Student #18: Hello
Me: *waves hand in circle motion* Haiz.
Friend: GUYS I FOUND THE REPTILIAN
Me: ex-dee (XD) Thats SO FUNNY IM NOT LAUGHING *starts laughing*
Friend: Aaaaand you failed.
Me: HAHAHA- *trips over air* WHAT THE HE-
Friend: Rip
Me: *muffled* yeah that's gr8... I'm totally not triggered-
Friend: Toriga
Me: Japanese word for triggered- I UNDERSTAND OKAY
Friend: Don't you dare hiss at me
Me: HISSSSSS
Friend: You little grapefruit
Me: You pinecone, stop calling me a grapefruit
Teacher: What the hell are we supposed to do...
Teacher #7: I have no idea-
Me: WOW THAT'S NICE HOW WAS YOUR DAY YOU LITTLE-
Teacher: well- *binder flies past face* OKAY THAT'S IT, DETENTION
Me: Oh sh-
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
