Teacher: So today we're doing a math test-
Class: NUUUUUUU
Me: NU. HECK NU. I IZ NOT DOING ANY FORM OF TEST ON THOSE WEIRD... WHATEVER THIS IS.
Teacher: You will if I say you will.
Me: .........nu.
Class: HOW DO I SQUARE ROOT? WTF IS A UNIT RATE?!
Me: IM SO SCREWEDDDD THE FIRST QUESTION IS AN ALGEBRAIC EQUATION WITH A SQUARE ROOT AND A BUNCH OF EXPONENTS...
Teacher: You guys were supposed to study...
Me: NOBODY HAS TIME TO STUDY WHEN THERE'S 2000 PROJECTS, 50 PAGES OF HOMEWORK, AND A SQUARE ROOT IN AN ALGEBRA TREE.
Class: EXACTLY *throws papers*
Teacher: You still have to take the test...
Me: No I don't! ZEREF I CHOOSE YOU! *throws plastic pokeball*
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Zeref: *appears* What is it now?
Me: CODE MATH-TEST-INSTA-DOOM
Zeref: So you want me to use my cinnamon roll powers to help you escape?
Me: YEP!
Teacher: What just happened...
Me: Welp, see you people later imma order some fries from In-N-Out!
*is teleported outside school*
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
