I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so...
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did.
Just be careful okay?
I DIDN'T...
Okay, so I haven't updated in a while, but since summer break happened, it's been hard to write school situations. Like, I'm not in school right now so yeah...
I'll still try to keep this book running, though!
~Rage
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Me: OOOOKAY THEN. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
Teacher: This is health class
Me: This is unhealthy
Teacher: Yeah, but this is kinda my job
Me: I can't unsee this video... and lunch is after this class- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT AFTER THIS?
Teacher: Honestly, not my problem
Me: =____=
Teacher: Josh, turn off the lights
Josh: But I like the lights, they're warm and fuzzy!
Friend: That's disturbing...
Me: *snicker*
Josh: -___-
Teacher: So you can color these-
Class: NO NOOOO NO NO NOO NO. NOOO.
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Teacher: As I was saying, you can color these diagrams of the-
Class: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teacher: Re-
Class: NOOOO. NO. SHUT UP. NO.
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Teacher: pro-
Me: *throws scissors at teacher* EVERYONE RUN NOW I'LL COVER FOR YOU!!
