Me: okay so I have all my essentials right here *sets down bag*
Friend: um...
Me: sketch pad, pencil, invisible ink pen so we can write "shook" on everything, phone, headphones, lunch
Friend: ...I brought lunch. That's it
Me: ......okay
Students #28, 29, and 30: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA
Me: are they actually- omg
Friend: what
Me: they're singing All-star
Me:
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Friend: s t o p
Me: never
Friend: no
Me: yes
Friend:
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Me: I'm mcfucking triggered
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Friend: I would be offended if I wasn't so tired
Me: *writes "shook" on back of bus seat*
Friend: what are you-
Me: *shines light on word* shook
Friend: oh my god why
Me: I am shook
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Me: plus no ones gonna find out unless they shine a UV light there
Friend: this surprisingly isn't the weirdest thing you've ever done
Me: I know
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Friend: what the fuck
Me: true art *wipes tear*
Me: anyway, imma draw stuff
Friend: *whips out small notebook* let's have a drawing contest
Me: what do we draw
Friend: I don't know
Me: Yuuri?
Friend: im not good at that
Me: well I don't know
*flips through sketchpad*
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Me: I totally didn't just find a sharpie on the ground and start tracing my sketches ahahahah
Friend: you did didn't you
Me: ha
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
