I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so...
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did.
Just be careful okay?
I DIDN'T...
Friend: hahahaha, its just like 'TODAY WE HAVE THE TWO SMARTEST GENIUSES IN THE WORLD APPEARING ON OUR SHOW-' and they just walk in going *turkey noise*
Me: and they're like 'what are you doing' and the geniuses are like 'we're testing the echolocation of... Um... Turkeys. Yeah.'
Friend: Oh my god its perfect
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Me: I'm gonna animate this joke lmao
Friend: Put it on your YouTube channel
Me: yep.
Teacher: What are you guys doing?
Me: um... Turkey echolocati-
Friend: READING THE ARTICLE THING
Teacher: ...okay...?
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Me: *small turkey noise*
Teacher: ...............*slowly backs away*
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Me: WOOOO social skills at -100000000000000000000
Friend: NEGATIVE SOCIAL SKILLS FOR THE WIN
Me: hahahaha- plz kill me.
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