Me: okay but
Me: memes
Friend: yeah sure, meme dealer
Me: three people have called me a meme dealer
Me: I'm street famous
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Friend: you literally only know three people
Me: fuck
Friend: anyway I'm vacationing how's shit
Me: I am struggling™
Friend: with what
Me: Saturn
Friend: ....what??
Me: its a zodiac thing- yeah anyway
Friend: ...god I don't understand you
Me: I don't understand myself and I am me
Friend: okay let's not, what day is it again?
Me:
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Friend: what fucking day
Me: July fucking 12
Friend: fucking thank you
Me: you're fucking welcome
Friend:
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Me: okay
Me:
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Friend: you still have an entire book, a math packet, and an essay to do
Me: kindly fuck off
Friend: do ur work
Me: no
Friend: do it
Me: no
Friend: do it for Keith
Me: damn it *gets book*
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Me: what the fuck is this question
Me: fuck
Me: the world hates me
Friend: do it for klance
Me: *SLAMS GOOGLE SEARCH BUTTON*
Me: oh so that's what it means
Me: *breaks pencil*
Me: I'm gonna go cry now
Friend:
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
VéletlenI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
