Friend: I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK-
Me: *way behind* I FEEL LIKE IM DYINGGG
Friend: WE AREN'T EVEN OFF CAMPUS YET
Me: YOUR POINT IS?
Friend: STOP GETTING TRIGGERED
Me: I WILL WHEN- *collapses on ground* my backpack killed meeee go on without me
Friend: I WILL DRAG YOU TO MY HOUSE
Me: *is up again* I WANNA DRINK BLEACHHH
Friend: NO YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
Me: *catches up* IM GONNA- *holds hand over mouth* ...one second
Friend: dude are you okay?
Me: this happened last time i walked this far- *weird sound* ugh I'm triggered now
Friend: .........
Me: theres a scooter in my locker...
Friend: I'll... I'll go get that...
Me: thanks... *sits near tree*
Student: *runs across field and takes my candy bar*
Me: YOU LITTLE DEGENERATE I WILL FIND YOU AND POUR BLEACH DOWN YOUR THROAT *runs after student*
Friend: *comes back with scooter* what the-
Me: *tackles student* I GOT THE CANDY BAR BACK
Friend: *facepalm*
Me: *feels sick again* i need bleach now...
Student: Oh god don't throw up on me...
Me: DON'T MENTION THROW UP, YOU PINECONE *fans self with candy bar*
Friend: ...should I do something about this situation...?
Student: halppp
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Friend: *leans on tree* ...
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
