Me: I CAUGHT A MISDREAVUS OMGGGGG
Friend: WHAT? HOW?
Me: POKEMONNNNN
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Friend #2: what the heck is happening?
Me: *shakes Friend #2* POKEMONNNNN
Friend #2: JAaAAaaaSssSOooONNNN IM STARTLED
Me: WEEEE WOOOO
Friend: ...how am I supposed to help this train wreck- oh no
Friend #2: *shakes Friend* HELP ME JASONNN
Friend: MY NAME ISNT EVEN JASONNNNN
Me: THAT'S THE POOOOINT
Friend #2: SHUT UP SKY
Me: RUDE. SHAME ON YOU TY. *runs after Ty*
Friend #2: DON'T DO DIS
Me: TY! TY JUMP TO ME! JUMP TO ME TY! TY!
Friend #2: SKY NO PLZ
Friend #3: *walks in* what did I just walk into...
Friend #2: OH MY GOD ROSS YOU'RE ALIVE
Me: OH GOD IT'S ROOOOSSSSSSS
Friend #3: AAAAAAAAAA
Me: AAAAAAAAAA
Friend: AAAAAAAAAA
Friend #2: AAAAAAAAAA
*bell rings*
Teacher: *walks in* Okay studen- HOLY HELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE
Me: ... *jumps out window* WEEEZYYYYY
Friend #2: Don't do dis Sky!
Friend: Now I'm startled... And I'm Jason.
Friend #3: Ye.
Me: *walks in door* WE WAITED AN HOUR. TO LOAD. THIS MAP, TY!
Friend #2: plz don't kill me
Teacher: This is... Weird.
Me: Hissssssssss
Teacher: ...........
Me: .........
Teacher: ..........
Me: ....ayeeeee?
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
