Friend: Trump just won the election, America is screwed
Me: *wakes up from two-hour nap* what the election's over-
Friend: Trump won...
Me: are you
Me: are
Me: you
Me: are you kidding me
Friend: sadly nope
Me: brb jumping off a bridge
Student #23: HA AMERICA'S GONNA BE GREAT AGAI-
Me: Frick you and your wall, I hope you die
Student #23: ........
Friend #3: oi, roasted.
Me: *glares at Student #23* I wouldn't be surprised if you watched Keemstar every day
Student #23: that's actually true
Me: If Keemstar and his fans get hit by a meteor in the next 24 hours, I will actually start believing in God.
Friend: OOOOOOO GET SAUTEED BI-
Friend #2: NECESSARY CENSORSHIP AHAHA
Class: ..................
Friend #2: wut. Stop staring at meh.
Me: hahahaha... ANYWAY
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Friend: THEY SAY 70% OF YOU IS H2O.
Friend: WELL, THE OTHER 30% OF ME WANTS2DIE!
Me: this is relatable
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Friend #3: Ayeeee.
Me: when's summer breakkkkkk
Friend: its literally second quarter...
Me: *cries internally*
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Disclaimer: I do not support Hillary or Trump, honestly they both suck.
And if you are a Trump supporter, reading this book, I kindly advise you to leave, because if you think someone who literally wants to deport millions of innocent people, even our friends, someone who wants to waste their time building a wall instead of fixing economy and education problems, someone who does not want to help the middle and lower class families, leave.
I don't understand how exactly a racist, sexist man can actually make this country better.
And I am aware more than half of America voted for this guy, and my opinion may be 'unpopular', but I am disappointed in our country.
Aaaaaaand case closed.
~Rage
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
