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Me: I hate everything
Friend: what are you-
Me: I'm writing a guide on how I do essays
Friend: what
Me:
How to write an essay: a 'guide'
1- cry
2- struggle with intro
3- give up after two sentences
4- write shit essay that's basically copying off the source
5- struggle with conclusion
6- give up after three-ish sentences
7- try to edit
8- switch around one paragraph
9- give up, turn in
Friend: *has perfect essay* um... Okay?
Me: I want death
Friend: would a glass of water work
Me: okay fine I'm dehydrated water sounds good
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Teacher: stop talking
Me: you first
Friend: roasted *throws airhorn*
Me: ow stop throwing stuff at me
Friend: oops
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Sorry for not updating in a long time, I went through a lot, including testing week and job interviews
Graduation is coming soon, which means I'm going to be a high schooler soon hhhhhhh
I'm as shook as everyone else in the building probably
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
