[Request :DDD]
Me: what movie is this?
Friend: Space monster formers 2
Me: I already hate it
Friend: it literally hasn't even started yet...
Me: But why did you have to invite friend-who-is-a-boy? I thought they didn't do movies.
Boy: I don't.
Me:
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Boy: Oh right, um... Want a kiss?
Me: What?
Boy: I bought a bag of Hershey's Kisses from Walmart, do you want one?
Me: Oh that's what you... Yeah okay. *eats chocolate*
Friend: this movie reminds me of Power Rangers
Me: go GO POWER RANGERSSS WEWWWEWEWEEEEEW
Friend: I wish I didn't say anything
Me: my whole life in one sentence
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Friend: never talk to me again
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Me: -and that is the story of how I got myself kicked out of the movie theater!
Friend #3: I thought- What???
Me: *aggressively plays Power Rangers theme on a recorder*
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
