Friend: are you okay
Me: *faceplants onto history assignment* idk
Friend: do you need help
Me: probably
Friend: okay but why are you such a meme
Me: no. I'm a memelord. Get it right.
Friend: um... Okay?
Me:
Friend: well, at least you aren't insane
Me:
Friend: I take it back
Me: dammit
Friend: at least we have ships to keep us from having a mental breakdown.
Me: exactly.
Friend: hey can I borrow your computer
Me: sure
Friend:
Me: *takes computer back* DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT AHAHAHA
Friend: all I saw was the word kiss, should I be concerned?
Me: no?
Friend: I was kidding I know it was questionable fanfiction, but at least it wasn't as weird as that one-
Me: we don't talk about that fic. No.
Me: the memories I fought so hard to bury came back oh my god no
Friend: shit
Me: *quiet screech*
Friend: nope nope nope
Me: I am nope-ing out of this situation
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...