Me: I can't stand this
Friend: Stand what?
Me: Being in this place
Friend: History?
Me: Yes. I don't understand why we need to learn about dead people, we have common sense
Friend: Yeah, I guess...
Me: *wants to scream* First YouTube is dying, now I am toooo...
Friend: I'll try to cheer you up um lets see... Mithross
Me: *still dying*
Friend: Um... Ooh, Fourtris!
Me: *starts crying* my shipppp
Friend: Oh crud not helping quick um...
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Friend: *snaps* ship, youtuber... something-
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh
Friend: Ryan!
Student: *jumps* HUH WHAT?
Friend: NOT YOU THOMPSON!
Student: Oh okay- *smashes face back on desk and falls asleep*
Friend: Ryan Higa, right?
Me: *sits up* did someone mention Ryan?
Student: I heard my name-
Me: GO BACK TO SLEEP WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUTUBE
Student: *scared* okay!
Friend: Wait Ryan didn't upload this week-
Me: Oh yeah... welp, next weekend, then.
Friend: Are you okay now?
Me: Nope.
Friend: Um... let's see *takes my phone and pulls up Fourtris fanart* Wait, since when did you like these things-
Me: *takes phone back* that wasn't meant to be seen *turns off phone and puts it back in pocket* Don't judge me
Friend: Hardcore judging you
Me: Help me.
Friend: Anyway trying to help you be mentally okay lets seeeee
Me: *smashes head on desk*
Friend: Let's see, Nalu, Zage-
Me: How did you find out about Zage did Twin tell you something somehow-
Friend: What?
Me: *probably looks slightly insane now* nothinghappenednothinghappenedimfineimokayokayokayyouknowiknowbutidontthinkyouknowyknow
Friend: *kind of scared* i think I made it worse...
Me: *is hugging knees and rocking back and forth* fourtris, mithross, zawaii~chan, nalu, jerza, travlyn, shipping, more ships, ryan, smosh, sky, redvacktor, i need mental help, i need a fanfiction right now or i will break something-
Friend: *dialing 911* how do I disable a bomb?
Me: *hyperventilating*
Friend: Not that kind of bomb, a fangirl bomb-
Me: *crying*
Friend: Wait don't hang up- hello? Hello?! *shakes phone*
Me: Why aren't my ships canon and not deaddddd
Friend: I'm going to die. In History class.
Me: I'M TRYING TO FIND MY WAY BACK HOME TO YOUUU *jumps out window*
*fire alarm goes off*
*room starts flooding*
Teacher: RAGE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND YOU
Friend: O-O
Me: NO YOU WON'T
Teacher: *climbs out window to run after me*
Friend: *drenched* I think I'm slowly going crazy...
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
