Announcement system: Today will be the fundraiser for-
Me: GOD HAS SPOKEN! *kneels to ground*
People: ..............
Me: Oh wait that's just the intercom *sits back down like nothing happened*
Intercom: Stand up for the pledge of Allegiance.
Me: I PLEDGE A REGION TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED PIZZAS OF AMERICA. AND TO THE DEMOCRACY, FROM WHICH WE STAND, ONE NATION, UNDER IRENE, VERY DIVISIBLE, WITH OREOS AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
Teacher: O_O
Intercom: 30 seconds of silence *hangs up*
Me: *whispers* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 435, 500, 28, 21, 1, 0, 30!
Teacher: How are you in 7th grade...?
Me: *shrugs* Beats me.
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
