Me: *rips off piece of tape and sticks it to friend's sleeve* :3
Friend:
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Me: :D
Friend: *rips tape off of sleeve and sticks it to my hand* Revenge.
Me: *puts tape back* revenge revenge
Friend: *tries to throw tape away* .........RRRRGGGGHHH
Me: *trying not to laugh*
Student #50: kys
Me: *takes roll of tape and tapes student #50's pencil under his desk*
Student #50: *doesn't notice*
Me: Ha get rekt, fucking grapefruit.
Friend: what did you do?
Me: I taped his pencil under his desk
Friend: *covers mouth* oh my god he still doesn't know?
Me: Hahahahaha revenge is the best
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Friend: tape revenge
Me: *throws tape roll on desk* revenge tape
Friend: *pokes me with green marker*
Me: NUUUU INVOLUNTARY TATTOOS I DID NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT NO
Friend: HOLD STILL
Me: Fiiiine.
Friend: *draws :33 sign on my arm*
Me: okayyyy... Green tattoo that I didn't ask for yay
Friend: that's what friends are for!
Me: give me my marker back
Friend: never
Me: FRICKIN- NO COME BACK HERE
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
