Me: *is currently sleeping on desk*
Teacher: *calls on me*
Me: 32! I mean 21!
Teacher: The answer was Figurative Language...
Me: Haha I knew that...
Teacher: But what you don't know is you're getting detention.
Me: Damn, Miss teacher person, back at it again with the giving out random detentions.
Students: *snicker*
Teacher: You're the one that was sleeping.
Me: You're the one who decided this was English class.
Teacher: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: You never saw me *hides in closet*
Teacher: Get out of the closet.
Me: No. I'm invisible and you can't hear me.
Teacher: *facepalm*
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
