Friend: *picks up soda can* Can you open this for me?
Me: Um, I can try...
*opens soda*
*soda gushes out of opening*
Friend: O_O
Me: COOL GIRLS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS *looks away*
*soda soaks through shirt*
*looks back at shirt*
Friend: We're not considered "cool" anyway...
Me: Explosions shouldn't look at us.
Friend: ........
Me: .........
Friend: .......
Me: Well I'm dating a fictional character so ha screw soda it burns my face anyway *throws soda can over shoulder*
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
