Me: hold up there's a penny on the floor *dives to get it*
Friend: wtf
Me: it was shiny ok I need luck I mean I also need a shower but-
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Friend: okayyy
Me: *flips coin* holy shit I have skills
Friend #5: heyyyy
Me: ayeee
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Friend #5: I see you found a penny
Me: yeah I need it for luck but I really want to throw it into the crowd because I hate school and group pictures
Friend #5: can I see the penny
Me: you're just gonna throw it
Friend #5: yeah
Friend: I honestly... Why are you like this
Me: fine *gives penny*
Friend #5: *chucks penny into crowd*
Friend #3: was that yours omg
Friend #5: it was hers *points at me*
Friend: I got it *picks up penny*
Me: holy shit how did you-
Friend: I have my ways
Me: ffs we're all in professional clothing yet we choose to spend time throwing a fucking 2016 penny at temporary bleachers
Friend #5: yeah
Friend: literally what do you expect we're eighth graders we have the consistency of a milkshake
Me: consistent for a couple minutes then melts and makes a mess of everything
Friend: exactly
Me: sounds like me
Friend: remember when we got drunk married
Me: of course (it was soda and really late at night tbh we aren't that bad)
Friend: legally we should probably have a wedding
Me: well shit looks like we're moving to Cali
Friend: I'm already moving to Cali
Me: don't leave me or I will haunt your art supplies
Friend: ffs just move to Cali too
Me: my parents want to stay near the mountains and I'm crying
Friend: run away
Me: no thanks I choose life
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
