Me: OH MY GAWD ITS MAC AND CHEESE DAY YASSSS
Friend: Also known as Max n' Cheese day... hehehe
Me: True- wait since when were you the level of fangirl I am?
Friend: I went on a youtube marathon yesterday.
Me: *shrug* Mkay.
Friend: You're going to make a reference soon, aren't you?
Me: Haha whaaaat I'm not that predictable- *trips* WEEE WOOO- *cough* nothing happened... *picks up lunch tray*
Friend: Nothing happened, my butt. You made a Sky reference.
Me: ...okay I admit it. I'm part Vaporeon.
Friend: See I knew it- wait what?
Me: *throws water at friend* Vapooooreon.
Friend: ...I am so confused
Me: That's normal. *eats stick of butter*
Friend: What are you-
Me: What? I like eating butter.
Friend: .........
Me: .........*eats macaroni very fast*
Friend: ...
Me: I don't eat food like normal people okay? *continues stuffing face*
Friend: ...k
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
