Lol I'm starting off with a quick author's note, but I just wanted to say thank you all so much for 9K reads, it really means a lot to me! :3
I less than three you all (If you caught that reference I love you)
<3
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Me: Holy crud summer ended already? That was fast...
Parents: Are you excited for this school year?
Me: No.
Parents: ...
Me: ITS MY FRIENDSSSS I MISSED YOUUU even though we text like every week and-
Friends: YAYYY WE GET TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN even though we video chat like every day-
Parents: this generation is weird...
Me and Friends: You're just jelly our generation is cooler than yours
Parents: I don't think that's-
Me: Accept your defeat.
Parents: ...fine.
Friends: YAYYY WE WON!
Me: WE WON AGAINST ADULTS IN AN ARGUMENTTTT
Friends: ...YAYYYY
Parents: We win by default because we're older
Me:
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Parents: ......
Me: .....
Friends: I DECLARE A STARING CONTEST TO DECIDE THE WINNER!
Me: 3... 2... 1...GO! *stares at parents*
Parents: *blink* what?
Me: YOU BLINKED WE WIN HAHAHAHA
Friends: WOOOOOOOO
Parents: whats the square root of 9284742
Me: What the... oh you're kidding right hahah
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Parents: .......
Me: hahahahaha...ha? ............
Parents: .......
Friends: ...........
Me: .........So when's Science class?
Friends: Are you kidding me...
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
