Friend: all my friends leave me for other friends
Me: *triggered* I aM RIGHT HERE
Friend: except you
Me: why do you hate me
Me: I didn't mess up America
Friend:
Friend: okay but seriously Friend #4 left us for the popular kids
Me: I figured that out two months ago, fight me
Friend: also Friend #3 is doing the same
Me: I know this
Me: we're the only ones left
Me: the popular kids don't even like anime
Friend: yep, rest in peace us
Me: or pieces
Me: of my shattered heart
Me: I did hold it together with coffee and I ran out of that shit a month ago, no wonder I'm a mess
Friend: welp. Time to blast music at 100% and drown our emotions
Me: or spew memes
Friend: what
Me: