*alarm goes off (the universal song except screamed)*
Me: asfghjklllll
Mom: ...are you okay
Me: I have crippling depression *turns alarm clock off and falls back asleep*
Mom: *triggered* wake up
Me: u wot m8 1v1 me bro
Mom: ......
Me: Nebby get in the bag *falls asleep again*
Mom: why did we get you that Pokemon game