A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To...

By Raging_Lines

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I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'... More

Mind-Controlling Pizza
DROWNING IN HOMEWORK
Thor Ate My Homework
Acting Mentally Insane
Clothes
Singing?!
A very useful video thingy
Attitude
Sleeping
Explosions
IDK
ANIMEEEEE
Waking up for School
Field Trips
Awkward Moments
Tests and Exams
Social Awkwardness
Lockers
Cafeteria food
Hiding
Orientation
Paper clips
Science Fail
Internally Screaming
Triggered
Walking
How to kill your Social Life Pt. 1
How to ruin your social life Pt. 2
Hallway conversations
Video games
Being Judged
Are you?
Echolocation
A shrine?
Tape
The Living Meme
EXCUSE ME
Nopeeee nope nope
2016
Me, being a dork
sketching
oh thats nice
Well
im not okay lmao
'Mericaaaaa
Restraining Orders
Kisses?
Science Nerd
Cereal boxes
Stretching
You reposted in the wrong classroom
Theme songs
u wot m8
i worded that wrong
aYYYEEEEEE
The horror
wyd im already 'cool'
another parody
whoa
chip(ping away at my sanity)
i am right here
triggered
the field trip experience
what even
essay
penny
OKAYYY
mission
local meme dealer

Pinecone

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By Raging_Lines

Me: *yells inside classroom* VAPOOOOOREON

Everyone: O-O

Me: *sits down* that's all I had to say.

Everyone: ...

Me: *throws illuminati triangles and leaves at everyone* EEEHHHHHHH ITS FALL HAHAAAAA

Friend: *walks into door and sets binders on desk next to me* Okay, what happened this time- where did you get those illuminati triangles?

Me: Bill cipher gave them to me *throws triangle at friend* :D

Friend: *throws triangle back* :/

Me: Hey where's the other pinecones?

Friend: What?

Me: Our other friends.

Friend: *shrug*

Classmate #14: Where are your ears like seriously...

Classmate #16: I have long hair for a boy okay?

Classmate #8: OOOOOO GET LIGHTLY SAUTEED

Me and friend: *begin dying of laughter*

Other friends: *walk in* I am 1000% confused...

Me: Oh hey pinecones

Friend #2: *holds hand over heart* last time you said pinecone was an insult

Me: It's one of those words that's only insulting if you say it like an insult

Friend #2: oh okay...

Me: *throws illuminati triangles at ceiling* *one triangle sticks* That's not good ahahaha

Friend: ...yep we're in trouble

Me: hold on, we need to keep the positive vibes

Friend #2: *does sign back*

Me: Wait I thought you were a fan of onion boy

Friend #2: I am, why?

Me: ...never mind...

Friend #3: should I tell her?

Me: nah let's see how long it'll take for her to figure it out

Friend: IT'S A LEA-

Me and Friend #3: *covers friend's mouth* SHHHHHH BE QUIET, PINECONE

Friend: *muffled* okay...

Friend #2: What is even happening?

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