Me: NU DANG IT JUST CLOSE *elbows locker*
Locker: Haha no.
Me: AGHHHH CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A CAN OF AIR
Locker: NUUUU
Me: *rains locker fix-y slips on the Office* FIX MY LOCKERRR
Office: yeah yeah just wait a week or three.
Me: THREE WEEKS WITH THIS DISGRACE TO SOCIETY *points at locker*
Office: Mm-hm, get to class
Me: EVERY YEAR, PEOPLE. EVERY YEAR.
*hits locker with binder*
*locker closes*
Locker: NUU I HAS BEEN DEFEATED *makes dramatic dying noises*
Friend: Dude, your locker is crazy.
Me: Every single year. I hate school.
Friend: Ooookay den.
Me: *stares into friend's soul*
Friend: That's creepy, why do you always do that?
Me: I don't know. Your soul is pink.
Friend: What...?
Me: Nothing.
Friend: ..............
Me: ...