Teams 7, 8, 9 an 10 sat in a circle each with a confident smirk on their faces. The various clans were situated together. Hana sat as close to Itachi as she could but sadly Shisui was in the way. She growled lowly but Itachi's best friend wasn't moving. He would rather have a feral Inuzuka after him than a fangirl Sakura and Itachi was blocking him from her line of vision.
"RaToKe you all remember our agreement don't you?" Kakashi asked not looking up from his book as he leaned calmly against the table next to Obito. All the other sensei's seemed to snap theirs heads at Kakashi in sync as well as the adults. What had Kakashi just said? What were they hiding now?!
"Yes sensei" they said at once in sync.
"Good mini minions" hey said while turning a page.
Fugaku held his tongue but yet again felt a surge of anger toward Kakashi Hatake. How dare he address his son like that! Obito merely raised an eyebrow at Kakashi. That was a new nickname. Why couldn't he call them that? Damn bakashi he always gets to do the cool stuff.
"Kakashi you are aware that your students are not like your ninja hounds?" Hiruzen felt the urge to ask.
"They like the nickname..... It was that or demon hell spawns and they all agreed that would only work for the female member of the team. " Kakashi said with a shrug.
"Of course they did...." Hiruzen sighed. This team 7 was certainly puzzling.
"Hey why do you guys get matching uniforms!!" Lee cried with mini flames burning in his eyes.
Sasuke merely smirked in response.
"Sakura had the idea.... Sasuke and I just went with the flow. Kakashi sensei approved and that was that." Naruto grinned.
"That is soo youthful neji, tenten put these on my youthful teammate's!" Lee screamed pulling out two leotard spandex onesie's from his weapons pouch.
Tenten paled and rapidly shook her head no.
"Neji...." Lee encouraged hopefully.
"Oh hell no!!" Neji snapped making a very crude gesture toward his teammate.
"Why not!?" Lee said as anime tears fell from his eyes.
"Because that is horrid" Ino said shivering slightly.
"Honestly you look like a carrot" tenten giggled.
"Carrots are good for eyesight!" Lee argued back.
"But not good to be wearing lee" ino advised with a slight gag.
"You all just don't understand true fashion brilliance" lee said sighing putting the onesie's back.
"I'm sure that's it" tenten muttered with an eye roll.
"Doesn't look that bad if you squint" Naruto said.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "This coming from the shinobi wearing orange"
Naruto gasped and his hand flew to his chest in fake agony. "Sasuke you wound me" naruto said dramatically.
"Hn" Sasuke responded.
"Can you go a day without saying hn?" Sakura asked.
"No you two would miss me saying it to much" sasuke responded smirking.
"True" Sakura responded with a nod.
"Can we start yet? I'm bored!" Kiba whined and akamaru barked in agreement.
"It would be nice to start while it's still daylight. we don't want shikamaru to have even more of an advantage from the time of day" shino said pushing his glasses up slightly, his beetles humming with excitement. All of the kids were itching to fight each other. It had been years since they all had time to go up against each other.
"Okay if you all insist here's how it's going to go. You will break up into team's of two. The winners as a special treat gets to against. Kakashi and Obito."
"Boo!!!!" The kids screamed in protest as they all began throwing clumps of dirt at Asuma.
"Hey!!" Asuma yelped as Sasuke's dirt hit him right in the face shika's and Naruto's not to far behind.
"Cut it out!" Obito yelled as dirt started to be hurled at him as well. He yanked his goggles down as fast as he could to protect his precious sharigon and beautiful orange glass eyeball. The thing was a pain to clean.
"Dead last just go intangible" Kakashi said as he turned yet another page.
"Oh i keep forgetting i can do that"
"Loser"
"Is this really the time to banter you two?" Kurenai asked as the kids started making holes in the ground.
"It's the best time kurenai! When their hot blooded youth's are raised more than ever!" Gai smiled. That is until neji got him right where the sun don't shine.
"That was for the youth!" Neji called cackling silently to himself.
"Nice shot neji" tenten complimented as she threw a clump of dirt right at gai's head knocking him out effectively.
"Your aim has improved" neji complimented. Tenten smiled in return.
"Is there a combo you guys want to fight instead?" Kakashi asked boredly as clump after clump missed him. He didn't bother to even attempt to dodge dirt. Dirt was far better than glitter paint. He was still finding specks of it in his hair. His team luckily wasn't throwing anything at him. If they were he would not make it out of this picnic completely unscathed. Why had he volunteered to fight the winners anyways? He would get his ass handed to him. Gai didn't have his full power of youth back at this age. It was scary to say the least.
All the kids paused in their throwing and dropped the clumps of dirt they were holding. They all spun around forming a circle once again. It seemed they were coming to a decision when Sasuke suddenly screamed reeling back from the circle in pure shock landing on his rear.
"Are you guys insane!? I can't fight Itachi! i'll get obliterated!" Sasuke screamed as he made rapid gestures between himself and Itachi. Sasuke's eye's were wide with panic. Him fight Itachi and win? Yeah right! He could barely beat him when he was incredibly injured and sick from his mangekyou.but totally healthy and unharmed? You've got to be kidding!
"Your doing it again" Kakashi commented with an eye roll.
"Doing what?" Sasuke queried making a face. He was only stating the truth. He couldn't beat Itachi there was no way. He didn't even think he could beat Itachi if he was still in his adult form.
"Your underestimating yourself" Kakashi sing songed.
"Shut up" Sasuke replied crossing his arms in a weak protest.
"You think i want to fight shisui!?" Naruto asked his own panic setting in.
The guy's flicker technique rivaled his father's speed! He didn't have any of his dad's kunai on him to match his jutsu either. He couldn't fight that and win! Plus sharingon!
"We'll get demolished" Sasuke agreed.
Itachi and shisui gaped. They all wanted to fight them? Why them? Did the kids seriously see them as that good of a tag team?
"Boys if you lose you won't have to fight them" Sakura said with a light wack to each of the boys heads. "But if you both do end up losing i'll tear you to shreds!!" Sakura yelled grabbing both her boys by the ears.
"Sakura or Itachi.... Yeah i pick big brother. He'd break less bones" Sasuke sighed as sakura dragged the boys back to the circle.
"I guess the winners of the tag team challenge will face of against Itachi and Shisui then?" Asuma asked cautiously.
"Yaaay!!!" All the kids screamed in triumph and Asuma let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Dirt disaster averted.
"Alright leaf legion pair up!" Kakashi commanded with a slam of his book.
"What did you just call them?" Kurenai asked blinking slowly.
"The leaf legion.... Sasuke made up the name" kakashi said placing his book in his weapons pouch. Time to see if their were any shocking pairings. "Let's see who's paired up with who...
Naruto and Sasuke obvi,
Ino and Kiba the item,
shikamaru and choji bff's,
tenten and hinata wtf? Why are they together? #someone screwed up somewhere,
neji and lee taijutsu champs makes sense,
Shino and Sakura the double S. "
"Thanks for the commentary bakashi" Obito said his voice leaking with sarcasm.
"What's the first challenge?" Sakura asked.
"The first challenge is a duet!" Kakashi said latching onto Obito as he went intangible.
"Hey bakashi why can't you go intangible by yourself?"
"I don't know how dead last and i'm not an uchiha i can only do so much"
"Sucks to be you" obito shrugged but allowed kakashi to hold his hand as dirt was once again thrown. the kids were in outrage.
" Singing? Singing!? How is that a ninja skill!" Sasuke yelled hurling a kunai at his sensei.
"This coming from..."
"Don't you dare..." Sasuke warned.
Kakashi smirked as Sasuke scowled. He wouldn't dare....
"A "
"Sensei....." Sasuke.
Kakashi smirked. "Songwriter"
"You are getting glitter pranked.... All icha icha will be burnt to ash and just as a little extra touch i'll write a song about it and every time you come to training practice i'm gonna sing it to you. After a while i'll stop but by that point in time Ra and To will know the lyrics. And you know just how annoyingly loud those two can get." Sasuke declared smirking triumphantly. Now they had a reason to mess with Kakashi again perfect.
"Not my icha icha...."
"Yes sensei your porn is getting burned" Sakura said with a wide grin.
"Oh i know where the glitter should go teme!" Naruto yelled in victory.
"You three are evil mini minions.." Kakashi whimpered.
"Thank you!" All three chorused.
"Now go pick your songs we're having a battle of the bands!" Kakashi said clinging to Obito for support.
"It's okay bakashi i'm sure the tykes can't get into your apartment..." Obito comforted. This only made Kakashi feel worse because he knew all too well there was no escaping Sasuke's wrath combined with Naruto's pranking genius and Sakura's determination. He was done for.
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Okay guys that was this chapter tell me what you think! Comment comment comment! And don't worry next chapter there is literal action it's not just songs i promise and you won't have to read like thousands of lyrics either that would be way to much typing. So umm yeah please keep reading! Don't just stop reading because of this please!!!