Sanders Sides ONESHOTS

To-Do-List wink wonk

"What's this piece of paper?" Patton asked, picking it up from Logan's desk.

"Oh, that's my to-do-list." Logan replied, pushing up his glasses.

"But, it just has my name on it."

"Exactly."

Patton looked at Logan, confused. "How do you do someone..?" He asked himself.

"LOGAN YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Virgil slammed the door open and threw a book at him. "STOP TEACHING HIM THESE THINGS!"

"NO!" Logan refused. He got up and pulled Patton into his grasp. "I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!" He looked down at Patton. "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!"

"What?!"

"LOGAN NO! YOU BASTARD!" Virgil threw his water bottle.

"LET THEM FUCK IF THEY WANT TO!" Roman called from his room.

"BUT PATTON ISN'T INNOCENT!" Deceit yelled.

"LET HIM STICK THE PEEN IN THE BUTTHOLE!" Remus groaned.

"I SAY IT'S ABOUT TIME PATTON LEARNED THESE THINGS, BABES!" Remy sipped his almost empty starbucks latté.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALO-" Logan began.

"I took my clothes off."