Sanders Sides ONESHOTS

Bitchmas

     "I guess bitchmas came early this year!" Roman shouted at Logan. "Don't forget to kiss under the bitch-ltoe!"
     "You are behaving like a child." Logan said.
     "Your running out into the snow, maybe making yourself a little bitchman. The magic of the season. And then we all have a snowbitch fight!" Roman complained. "No one can bitch any mocks like you Logan!"
     "What?" Virgil asked.
     "What is with all the bitch?" Thomas asked, opening his bedroom door and peering out.
     "Apparently it is... 'bitchmas'." Logan sighed.
     "Because Bitchmas came early this year!" Roman yelled again.
     "I would love more details about this Bitchmas, sounds exciting." Remy said, walking in the front door.
     "Oh great, thanks for showing up in the morning. Where were you last night?" Thomas growled.
     "Doesn't matter." Remy walked away from him. "So Roman, what is this so called, Bitchmas?"
     "Where Logan is a bitch on Christmas!" Roman pouted.
     "Then lets go kiss under the bitchletoe." Virgil smirked rolling his eyes.
     "Oh, okay!" Roman said walking towards him.
     "No, Princey, I didn't mean it literally!" Virgil held out his arms to stop him.
     "Oh, I see. Well so was I." Roman lied. He glared at Logan.
     "Oh yes, merry bitchmas everyone." Logan sarcastically said.
     "Okay, enough with the swearing now, kiddos." Patron chuckled. "It's enough for one day."
     Roman threw a presnt at Logan. "Yeah, merry bitchmas to you too!" He folded his arms and pouted.
     "Okay, Princey. That's enough." Virgil said, grabbing Roman's arm. "Logan, Princey, apologize to each other for... whatever you did." He demanded.
     "Fine." Roman unfolded his arms. "But I shouldn't be the one to apologize!" He complained.
     "Well neither should I!" Logan argued.
     Patton slid over to Virgil. "I'll take Lo, you take Roman, and we can talk to them." He suggested.
     Virgil nodded and grabbed Roman's arm. "C'mon prince boy." He said, making them sink down to Anxiety's room.
     "What are we doing here?" Roman asked.
     Virgil sighed. I'm gonna regret this. He thought. He grabbed Roman and held him close, pressing his lips against his.
     Roman instantly melted into the kiss, enjoying every bit of it. This was something he's been waiting for forever.
     "Merry Bitchmas." Virgil said, pulling away from the kiss and smirking.
     Roman smiled stupidly.
    

Basically requested by @sleep-deprived-Remy