Sanders Sides ONESHOTS

Royality

Roman and Patton were happy together. The other sides were happy for them. Well Deceit was.

"I hate that you guys are together."
Deceit said.
Patton smiled awkwardly at Deceit. Logan and Virgil pretended to be happy, but to be honest, they were disgusted. Virgil always gagged when they kissed.

"Y'know Logan, we cant just keep sitting here, pretending to be happy that they are together."
Virgil said.
Logan sighed in agreement. (That makes sense, right?) Virgil and Logan looked at them being all lovey-dovey.

"What if something happens to Patton? What if Roman ends up hurting him?"
Logan worries.
Virgil look at him and smirked.

"Is that a hint of emotions I feel coming off of you, or do you always smell that good? Wait- why do you smell like Crofters?"
Virgil sniffed his shoulder.

"TAKE AN ACTUAL BATH AND STOP BATHING IN JELLY!!"
Virgil yelled, backing up.
Logan crossed his arms.

"Well for one, it is jelly shampoo, and two, obviously I am not bathing in Crofters again. I was just famished that day."
Logan stated.
Virgil cocked his eyebrow. He moved closer to Logan to whisper.

"So whats the plan, Stan?"
Virgil said.

"Well for starters, my name is Logan. Thought you would know that by now. I am not sure I have a plan at this moment."
Logan said.
Virgil looked at him weirdly.

"You idiot.."
He breathed.
Roman and Patton caught gaze with Virgil and Logan. They got up and went to the kitchen where Virgil and Logan had stood very awkwardly close, staring at the other two.

"Hey kiddos!!"
Patton giggled.
Roman smiled and looked and Virgil.

"Greetings my fellow men!"
Roman exclaimed.
Virgil and Logan blushed, hoping Patton and Roman didnt know about the stares and whispers.

"Yo."
Virgil said finally.
Roman analyzed the space between the other two and smirked. No space found.

"What?"
Anxiety groaned at the smirking Roman.

"I have found no space between the human bodies belonging to the two of you."
Roman cheerfully said.
Virgil stepped a big step away from Logan.

"Whoa now prince dude."
Virgil growled.
Patton and Roman chuckled.

"Like a little puppy!!"
Patton yipped.
Anxiety frowned more, with more anger.

"Im going to the mind palace..."
Virgil sank down.
Patton and Roman looked over at Logan, spooning Crofters into his mouth.

"What?"
His voice muffled with the jelly.
Patton giggled and walked to Thomas' room. Roman sank down and walked in Virgil's room. He grabbed the anxious side and threw him against the wall, putting a hand on the wall next to his head.

"Hello princess~."
Roman said.
Virgil blushed dramatically. Roman smirked and moved closer.

"Whoa whoa whoa!!"
Virgil pushed him off.

"What the hell are you doing?!"
Virgil yelled.

"Isnt it obvious?"
Roman shuffled closer.
Virgil back up.

"Are you serious?! What about Patton?!"
He complained.
Sure he liked Roman, but he was going to kill him if he ever hurt Patton.

"What about him?"
Roman smirked.

"Hes your boyfriend! You cant do this to him!!"
Virgil pushed Roman out.

"Virgil-"
He slammed the door shut and locked it.
Roman knocked but Anxiety ignored it. Logan sank down after finishing the Crofters and rose in Virgil's room.

"ARGH! STUPID ROMAN!! He tried cheating on Patton!! With ME!"
Virgil shouted.
Logan sat on the side of the bed and sat down Virgil next to him.

"He tried hurting Patton?"
Logan asked calmly.
Virgil nodded.

"We have to let Patton know. Although it will crush him, we can not keep it from him."
Logan said.
Virgil sniffled. Logan looked
at Virgil in shock. He saw a few tears trickle down his cheeks. He put his arms up for a hug but put them back down immediately after. Anxiety turned and swung his arms around him.

"I-I dont want P-Patton to-to be ma-mad at me!"
Virgil cried.
Logan put his hands on Virgil's back and rubbed it.

"Shhh. He will not hate you, Virgil."
Logan said.
Anxiety sniffled again and calmed down a bit, still clinging onto Logan.

"Thank you, Logan."
He smiled a bit.
Logan put his chin on Virgil's head, still rubbing his back a bit. Anxiety was quick to fall asleep. Logan had noticed and set him down in his bed. He sunk down and found Patton in the living room.

"Patton. May I have a second to converse with you?"
Logic asked.
Morality smiled and jumped up off the couch. Logan grabbed him and kissed him.

"Whoa now kiddo! Im with Roman! Sorry if youve forgotten! Dont worry I forgive you!"
Patton chuckled.

"He does not love you he tried hitting on Virgil but Virgil was smart and pushed him away because he is rude and you are great and you do not deserve that kind of treatment."
Logan said quickly with one breath.
Patton had a few tears fall, and soon many many more.

"And here we go with the crying again."
Logan sighed and took Patton in for a hug.
He petted the top of Patton's head as the fun loving father figure figment grabbed tight hold of Logan's shirt and cried into his chest.
Logan kissed the top of his head and stopped petting him. He hugged Patton tighter and blushed.

"Th-thank you, Logi... f-for telling me.."
Patton sniffled.
Logan patted his back a couple times before breaking the hug. Patton looked everywhere on Logan's face. He got lost in space and when he was back in reality, he had Logan's lips locked on his own.

"So, how did it go?"
Virgil asked.
Logan smiled and chuckled a tiny bit.

"He cried in my chest while we hugged. He also kissed me."
Logan said.
Virgil laughed.

"You guys are too quick."
He said.
Logan raised an eyebrow.

"I do not know what you are saying."
Logan said.
Virgil stopped laughing and looked st him dumbfounded.

"You actual idiot."
Virgil chuckled.

"I am actually smarter than all of you."
He pleaded.

"Nah, Remy I bet is smarter."
Virgil smirked.
Logan looked at him in shock and disgust.

"That guy? Really?"
Logan asked.
Virgil laughed and Logan scolded him.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN.

Not my best chapter. It was REALLY cheesy :/