Sanders Sides ONESHOTS

ThOt

     Virgil lyed on his bed. Then he shouted, "I AM A THOT FOR WHOEVER SENDS ME THE BEST MEMES!" And then he got a bunch of texts from Roman, Patoon, Logan, Remy and Deceit.

AngstyBoi: come here princey

Princey: Ha! Beat that fools!

SlitheryBoio: But I did not send good ones!

SassyStarbucks: I sent better ones!

Father: Oh please, who an beat puppies and kitties?

Smarties: Well mine was like a code to decipher! It was both a meme and cool!

AngstyBoi: logan, you sent an online sudoku puzzle...

Smarties: Y'know, I didn't look at my vocab. cards before. I was rushing. And Roman literally sent a bunch of Disney jokes.

     Roman slammed the door open and ran up to Virgil's bed and jumped into it next to him. "Hey bb lets fuck." He winked.
     "Jesus Christ Princey..." Virgil looked at him. "Your adorable." He smiled and kissed Princey.
     "Wait," he said, pulling away from the kiss. "Do I still get fucks?"
     "Yes."