Sanders Sides ONESHOTS

Moxiety VS Logince!

     "Oh please! We're the better couple, obviously!" Roman said, grabbing Logan.
     "As if!" Virgil said, grabbing a giggling Patton.
     "This is childish." Logan sighed, resting in his boyfriend's arms.
     "I am just trying to prove a point, that no couple will ever be better than us!" Roman glared at Virgil.
     "You guys always fight!" Patton smiled, wrapping his arms around Virgil.
     "Yes, and they are for the most obsurd reasons." Logan grunted.
     "C'mon Patton." Virgil and Patton went to the mind palace and to his room.
     "Virgil, don't you think it's stupid to fight over those things?" Patton asked, sitting on his lap.
     "You don't think we're a good couple?" Virgil asked.
     "I never said that!" Patton down at him. He had his arms resting on Virgil's collarbones, with Virgil's arms around Patton's waist, his hands close to his ass.
     He smiled. "I know, it's stupid, but honestly, it's funny watching Princey get angry." He chuckled.
     "Aw, don't be rude!" Patton frowned.
     "Of course, I'm sorry, Morality." Virgil kissed him.
     Patton kissed back, shifting a little.
     Virgil fell back purposely, staying the the same position and not breaking the kiss.
     Patton pulled away and held himself up. "I love you, kiddo."
     "Uhm, no, I just had my tongue in your mouth five seconds ago, do not call me 'kiddo.'" Virgil said.
     "My bad." Patton giggled and collapsed on his chest.
     "Oof."

     "Whatever." Roman said looking at Logan. "C'mon, let's go do something."
     "Like what?" Logan raised a brow at his boyfriend.
     Roman just winked and led him to his room in the mind palace. He pushed the nerd on the bed then got on his lap and started making out with him.
     Logan pushed Roman off. "Caution me next time you do that!" He glared at him.
     "My apologies." He smirked at Logan. "But you want me."
     He stared at Roman then sighed, closing his eyes and opening them again. "Yes."
     With that, Roman sat back on his lap and continued where they left off. Logan slid a hand up Roman's shirt.
     He started kissing Logic's neck then bite down on a spot.
     Logan moved his head so Roman had more room.
     Then he started sucking on the same spot he bit.
     Logan bit down on his bottom lip to avoid any noise escaping, but failed. He slid his other hand up Roman's shirt and held him so he wouldn't fall back.
     Roman's kisses moved up Logan's neck, jawline, then back to his lips. But Logic lost his grip and they both fell backwards.
     Roman allowed Logan take his sash and shirt off, revealing his tan skin.
    
     Virgil sighed at Logan's moans. "Wish I could do that.." he mumbled.
     "What's that?" Patton asked, turning to his boyfriend.
     "Nothing." He looked over and smiled. "Actually, Patton, would you like to try something new with our relationship?"
     "No Virgil, we are not doing that yet." Patton frowned.
     "Ew no, we aren't gonna have sex Patton!" Virgil looked at him in disgust.
     "Oh, then of course I would!"
     Virgil grabbed him and pinned him down on the bed. He began kissing him, more intensly than usual. He grabbed the cat hoodie from his shoulder and pulled it off.
     Patton let Virgil do his thing, trusting him in everyway. He felt him slowly undoing his shirt, not breaking the kiss.
     Virgil broke away to pull Patton's shirt off then continued. He moved the kisses down his jawline then to his neck, finding the right spot. Once he did, he began sucking, and Patton enjoyed it in every way. Why hadn't they started doing this till now?
     After sucking on his neck, Virgil moved down and started planting kisses along his chest.
     Patton pulled off Virgil's hoodie and then his shirt, wrapping his arms around his warm skin.
     Virgil moved back up to his mouth. "See, now your getting the hang of it." He said, pulling away and bresthing heavily.
     "It is a bit sexual... but kind of pleasant I suppose." He smiled. "Why haven't we started doing this until now?"
     "I was worried you'd say it was too early." Virgil looked to the side.
     Patton pulled him down and held him. "I love you, Virgil."
     He wrapped his arms around him and cuddled into his warm chest. "I love you too, Patton." He mumbled.

     Logan and Roman both looked at the wall dividing Virgil and Roman's room.
     "D-Did- what that... a moan... from Patton?!" Logan's eyes went wide.
     "Oh that poor thing." Roman said.
     "He has always been apposed to Virgil wanting to do that." Logan sighed. "Let's hope it wasn't... sex."
     "Yes, let us hope." Roman turned back to Logan. "Now, where were we?" He smirked.

     Patton rubbed his eyes as he walked downstairs. "Morning Logan." He said.
     "Good morning, Patton." He looked at him and then to his neck, where a hickey lye. "What is that?"
     Patton grabbed his neck and rubbed it. "What?"
     Logan held up his phone camera so Patton could see himself.
     He began to panic. "I-I don't know! A-Am I getting a ra-rash?!"
     Virgil walked downstairs and wrapped his arms around Patton from behind, kissing his shoulder blade.
     He pushed Virgil off. "No! It could be contagious!"
     "What?"
     Patton pointed at the hickey on his neck.
     "Patton that's a hickey..." Virgil sighed.
     "A what?!" He began to panic more. "It sounds worse than it looks! Logan, take me to the hospital!"
     "No, Patton-" Virgil began laughing, as did Logan. "-a hickey isn't bad. I gave you that last night."
     "What? How?" Patton asked, starting to calm down.
     "From sucking on your neck." He laughed.
     "Oh. Okay!" Patton giggled. "Logan look! Look what Virgil gave me!"
     Logan started laughing more but Virgil stopped. "Okay Patton, let's go."
     "What is all the commotion down here? I was trying to enjoy my beauty sleep." Roman said, walking down the stairs.
     "Roman loo-"
     Virgil grabbed him and put a hand over his mouth. "We were just leaving."
     Logan sat on the floor in the kitchen, dying.
     Roman looked at him confused. He had never seen him laugh so much. He looked at the hickey on Logan's neck. "Patton didn't know what a hickey was, did he?"
     Logan started crying. "N-n-no!" He laughed as hard as he could.