𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝

ten

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ | sophia, love, | ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆
wtf is an "addy"

text message | andrew & sophia
- november 22nd, 2021

moony:
hiii

andrew:
Morning Moony
How are you?

moony:
i'm good!!
how are you?

andrew:
Well, I would be better if we saw each other again today

moony:
you're in luck!!
do you have lunch plans today?

andrew:
Nope
I'm in my apartment all day until like 6:30 tonight

moony:
great!!!
send me your addy
i'll be over in a few hours

andrew:
Sophia
Love
Wtf is an "addy?"

moony:
oh god
old man moment

andrew:
Take that back

moony:
no 🫶
it means address, grandpa

andrew:
I'm not old

•••

text message | groupchat:
- november 22nd, 2021
"The Lads"
Andrew Garfield: Drew
Robert Pattinson: Rob
Jamie Dornan: Jamie
Charlie Cox: Charlie
Eddie Redmayne: Ed
Ben Barnes: Benny

Rob:
We all set for tonight, lads?

Jamie:
You're hosting mate, so I would hope so

Rob:
Oh shit I am??

Ed:
Of fucking course
I told you all we can't let Rob host

Charlie:
He's joking
Right?

Rob:
Duh
I've been cleaning all day

Drew:
You mean you hired someone to clean all day

Rob:
That's what I said mate
I'm making a large order for Italian and sending Sam to get drinks
Btw Sam is coming

Jamie:
Joy
Charlie, don't forget to bring the Monopoly board

Charlie:
Rob; you've lived in the apartment for years and still don't have Monopoly

Rob:
Sorry I don't feel like investing money into a children's game

Benny:
You say this as a group of grown men and their partners and friends are gathering in your apartment tonight to play children's games

Rob:
Shut up
Go back to being a mediocre singer please

Benny:
Don't be a dick
I'm bringing a charcuterie board for tonight

Ed:
What a sweetheart
Who else is coming?
Hannah is asking

Jamie:
I'm brining Amelia
Ben, Lola coming?

Ben:
No, she's filming through the night tonight

Charlie:
I'm trying to get Sam to come but she's being difficult

Rob:
I'm bringing my Sam ❤️

Charlie:
Don't put a heart next to the name of the lad who lives on the floor below you and invites himself everywhere

Drew:
That's Sam's brand Char

Jamie:
Drew
You should bring Sophia

Drew:
Hmmm
No
Moving on

Jamie:
Come on
Let's have some fun

Charlie:
Honestly
This is probably the most tame event of our group you could bring her too
We'll make a good first impression

Benny:
And it's gonna take fucking forever for us all to be in the same state again

Ed:
Who's fault is that, Ben?

Benny:
Shadow and Bone season 2
Coming 2023 🙏
Andrew, bring Sophia!!!

Drew:
Only because you asked, Benny

Jamie:
Seriously?

Drew:
No.
I'm already seeing her today, she's coming over with food

Rob:
Then just bring her over after
Please
As the host I demand it

Drew:
You're not hosting again

A NOTE FROM KAY !!
the ben barnes spin-off is in the works
as is the robert patty one 🫣🫣🫣