I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?

WOW!!!! I got what? About 18 COMMENTS on my last chapter!!!!! :D

Tankssss a lots!!!! ^.^ I usually get about 11 or 14 or something so I'm happy!!! :D

Well, sorry that it's kinda....late....I tried uploading on my iPad and all but....it failed and deleted my work.....so I got drunk on 7Up and Irn Bru and now I'm uploading with a super duper kind of happy yet crazy chapter with me being more crazy than usual!!!!

.....did you get that?

....me neither....

So, here's the chapter that I hope HOPE I SAID!!!! is long!!!

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(Lian's POV)

"Ugh..." I sturred and opened my fuzzy eyes.

......my eyes do NOT have fluff on them!!! It's just the room looks weird and....fuzzy....

"Look, she's awake!" I heard Naruto shout.

"And she let go of my leg finally." I heard another unknown voice say.

"Lian, you alright?" Kakashi-sensei asked me.

I lifted my head up and rested on my elbows. "Really?....no, I'm fine, let's go run and conquour the World!"

"Really?!?!?!" Naruto cried, excited.

"What?" I wondered, "No!!!"

"Aww...." Naruto mumbled but then realised we were listening, "I mean uh...hurray....yeah..."

"Anyway...." I started, "What happened?"

"Do wish to hear the long version or the short?" Haku asked.

"Oh, hey Haku." I greeted.

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"WHAT THE FRIKEN HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!" I screamed, pointing a finger at him.

"This might be a good time to explain things." Sasuke stated.

"Oh hey Sasuke." I greeted.

"Don't talk to him." Sakura glared at me.

"Go die Sakura." I greeted.

"Lian." Kakashi warned.....yeah.....he's now lost all respect...first, he gave me permission to kill her then he tells me not to?? Tch, talk about mixed feelings...

"So," I turned to Naruto, "What happened?"

"Well..." Naruto started, thinking, "You basically blacked out then went running all around the bridge screaming about ramen, Gwen, Den, Nat, Kakashi-sensei, Steve, me, Sasuke being a duck, killing Sakura and....some stuff I didn't catch..."

"There was also buying new guns from the local gun man." Sasuke added.

"Oh yeah," Naruto nodded, "Then you ran into Haku and grabbed onto his leg and wouldn't let go and you fell asleep."