I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Story Time!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm happy!! It's a new year and I'm still the same!!!

What's your new year's resolution? I wanna hear how crazy some are!!!

Mine?

Stop hiding my awesome-ness to a certain level.

Yip, I'm going full on this year!!!!

So, I know it's late but COME ON!!!!!

CHRISTMAS!

CLAN GATHERING!!!! (yes I have that...)

NEW YEAR!!!!

CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK?!

Wait, you did,.......thanks!!! ^-^l l

So, here's the story you psychopathic lovers!!!

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(Lian's POV)

"Alright," I declared hands on hips, "Here's what happened..."

I waved my hands making everthing go fogging and flashback kind of style but that was ruined by Naruto...

"Woah!!! Lian!! How're you doing that?!" he yelled and the fog suddenly disappeared.

"It's because I'm ginger alright?" I asked glaring.

"....okay." Naruto nodded.

"Alright..." I started again and waved my hands once more, making the fog come back.

"So...when the sound ninja came, I was just waking up and being the scariest chocolate eating monster ever!!!!

"Roar! Fear me! Roar! Roar!"

Then the sound ninja and I started to tell each other jokes....

"What did the pig say when he got home from work?"

"Look kid, will you just-"

"I said....what did the pig say when he got home from work?"

"*sigh*alright, what did he say?"

"...uh, no...you're suppose to say,

'I don't know! What did the pig say when he got home from work?'

Okay? Now, let's try this again."

"Look kid, we don't have time for-"

"LOOK!! YOU DON'T WANNA PARTICIPATE THEN LEAVE!!!"

"AHHH!!!!"

"WHAT DID THE PIG SAY WHEN HE GOT HOME FROM WORK?!?!?!!"

"I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DID THE PIG SAY WHEN HE GOT HOME FROM WORK?!?!?"

"Honey, I'm ham!!!"

"Wait!!!" Neji interuptted.

"What?" I groaned, not liking all of these interuptions!!!

I mean, they're the one's that wanted to hear what happened!!!

"You yelled at them for not answering to a joke yet didn't even think of attacking them because they're the enemy?" Neji said as if talking to a child.

Everyone who was at the accademy shrugged, already used to me.

"You don't know Lian." Ino said.

"She's so troublesome..." Shikamaru muttered, scratching his head.

"She's insane really..." Sasuke added.