I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?

Hey psycho-lova's!!!!!

I'm, once again, REALLY sorry for the extra supa dupa late uploads lately, loads going on lately

BUT!!! I HAD A GOOD REASON!!!

MATHS TEST!!!

.............in a word?

Hard.

Solid.

KIA

....Killed In Action? Yeah....it was THAT hard!!!

I'll tell you my results at the end....

Well, here's the NEW!!! chappy!!! :D

Little different, really just a bunch of crazy shizz...not had it in a while so I though MERP!!! XD let's do it!!!

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(Lian's POV)

"WHY IN THE NAME OF THE CRISPY CHEESE FROM THE WONDERFUL LAND OF CHEESELAND, FOUNDED BY THE TURTLESVILLE TURTLE LEADER AND COOKIE MAN FROM COOKIESLAND, DO I HAVE TO GO ON A MISSION WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I screamed at the hokage with Iruka-sensei and Kakashi holding me back.

"......thanks....."

"I feel so loved....."

"Pft, idiot."

"Lian, they're your team, now stop it." Kakashi scowled, dropping me.

I walked right up to Sakura, stuck my nose in the air, flarred my nostrels and glared, saying, "What do you think you're lookin' at?"

.....yeah, she just slooowly backed away.....

I sighed, "Why do we need to go on a mission NOW though?!"

"I agree, shouldn't we be preparing for the next phase of the exams?" Sasuke agreed.

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(REALISATION)

"OH MY JIBBERING CHEESE BUMS!!!!! YOU AGREED WITH ME?!?!!?!?!?!?" I yelled and feinted at the same time then jumped to my feet once more!!! "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!"

"...........nothing..." Sasuke muttered, eye twitching.

"Don't talk to my Sasuke like that!!" Sakura screeched.

I picked up Sasuke's arm and looked at it.

Did the same thing to the other one.

Looked at his left leg.