I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!

(Lian's POV)

"We're doing WHAT NOW?!?!" I shouted at Naruto.

I know it's not fair to take my anger out on him.

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE CLIMBING TREES FOR TRAINING???!?!?!?" I yelled while shaking Sasuke who looked like he wanted to die.

"LeEeEeEeEeEeT!!!!! MeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!!! GooOoOooOOooOooO LIAN!!!!" he shouted.

I dropped him.

"KAKASHI!!!" I yelled.

"What happened to sensai?" he anime cried.

I sighed and folding my arms, "You just lost all respect when I found out the training exercise."

"What? It'll help in chakra control, believe me!" Kakashi protested.

"FINE!!" I shouted, "I'll try it..."

"Good!!" Kakashi said smiling and handed me a kunia.

I grinned evily, "Your finally letting me kill Sakura?!"

"Wha--!?!!?!?!?!" she screamed.

"No!!!" Kakashi shouted then whispered in my ear, "Only when there's no witnesses."

I smiled, "Thanks sensai!!!"

"Use this to mark how far you've gotten. Concentrate on putting chakra to the bottom of your feet then start climbing. You may want to start by running, for momentum." Kakashi-sensai explained.

"Got it." I nodded then concentrated.

I closed my eyes for a while as I tried to focus most of my chakra to the souls of my feets.

I snapped my eyes opened and started running up the tree.

I got about I dunno.....a good few feet high then slipped. I scratched the tree and started to free fall.

"Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!" I yelled then put my hands on the ground, oddly enough, not feeling any pain. "Wow....not as sore as I thought it'd be."

"Hn...idiot." Sasuke said.

"Hey!!" I said, pointing an accusing finger at him, "Let go of my foot!!"

"Gladdly." he smirked and dropped me.

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......guess what?

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.....wow, good guess!!!

I faceplanted it.

"Dumbass!!!" I screamed into the ground.

"LANGUAGE!!!" Kakashi exclaimed, probably getting tired of me swearing, then sighed.

I got up again and dusted myself off.

"That was great Sasuke!!" Sakura praised him.

I smirked at his disgust to the cotton candy stand.

I got an idea!!

-five minutes later-

"Lian!! Let go of Sakura's hair!!" Kakashi ordered while everyone was trying to get me to let go.

"No!! Never!! It actually does taste like cotton candy!! I must have it!!!" I screamed in my rage mode.

"Lian!! Just let go!!! Naruto shouted at me, trying to pry my, cold, deadly, fingers off of the cotton candy hair.