I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!

Well, I'm writing so I guess I should type up a chapter now...

Or should I?

Yeah I shall.

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(Lian's POV)

(RECAP)

"Yeah, what'll we do though?" Naruto wondered, "I don't wanna sleep on the floor, believe it!"

"Well....." I said, smiling evily, getting an idea.

(RECAP over!!)

"Well, what?" Sasuke asked.

"Well, I have a plan." I smiled.

The two boys looked at each other then back at me.

"What's your plan?" Naruto asks cautiously.

I smirked, an evil smirk at that one. Naruto and Sasuke take a cautious step back, a look of fright plasterd on their faces.

I grin, "Well..." I start.

(Later that evening)

"Good night everyone!!" I heard Sakura say to everyone else downstairs.

"She's coming!! Get into positions!" I whisper shouted to Naruto and Sasuke.

They nodded and Naruto jumped on to the floor while Sasuke lay on the bed.

The door opened and we all let out loud groans of pain.

"Sasuke! What's wrong?!" Sakura gasped, rushing over to him.

Sasuke's eyes suddenly widdened and he shoved her away, "G-get away from me!!"

He threw a kunia and purpossly put it off target so Sakura wouldn't die.....awww!!!

"Sa..Sasuke?" Sakura whispered, terrified.

"S-Sakura?" Naruto's weak voice called from across the room.

"Naruto!!" she gasped.

"H-Help me.." Naruto slumped down but I could tell, because he was like my best friend on this team, that he was trying with all his might not to laugh.

"Sakura..." I said calmly. She turned to me.

I looked up at her with an emotionless mask. I turned my head to the side, "Can I ask, why do you hate me?"

"W-Well, I-I-I..." she stuttered.

"What's going on in here?" Kakashi's head popped out from the door.

"Sensai! Somethings wrong!" Sakura said.

"What do you mean, Sakura?" I glared at her, lying down on the bed, resting. "We've, well, Naruto has been calling your name for the past two minutes. You feeling okay? You look pale."

"Huh? Do I?" she asks.

"Yeah, you do." Sasuke agrees, "You might be ill."

"I can't be ill on a mission though!" Sakura said, eyes wide.

"Hmm, well, rest it off and we might see tomorrow." Kakashi said.

"Wait, there's only one bed though." Sakura stated.

"Oh, you can count?" I asked sarcastically.

Sakura glared but Kakashi butted in with our little conversation.

"Well, it seems as if it'll be big enough for three of you." he said.

"I think Sasuke should be allowed to sleep on the bed..." Sakura said dreamily, then got all cocky for some odd reason, "I mean, he is the best in this squad, the one with the best skills and looks. He has to have his beauty sleep."