I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Flappy Bird!

Yeah, I lied, this is another filler showing how I believe my version of Naruto characters, and my own, will react to the addictive game, Flappy Bird!

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Naruto - ARG!!! BELIEVE IT!! THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER!!!

Sakura - This game is ea - WAHT!?!

Sasuke - Hn...I'm not gonna play a stupid game like that.

Sasuke held at gunpoint - Gr....I bet Itachi made this game....

Itachi - ...no I will not play Flappy Bird.....

Itachi held at ......ugh, never mind.....

Kiba - F**K MAN!!! WHY WON'T YOU FLY!?

Akamaru - BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Hinata - Oh....come on!! Yay! Look N-Naruto I beat your high school!....o-oh....w-what's wrong?

Shino - .....this is a new reason why I prefer bugs....

Shikamaru - I don't see why everybody is struggling so hard with this game, it's easy....too easy....

Choji - Hmmmm.....if I ever see that bird he's gonna be on my BBQ faster than you can say 'Flappy Bird'

Ino - Ha! Take that forehead! I managed to beat your highscore!

Sakura (again) - BRING IT ON, INO-PIG!!!

Gaara - No, I will not play Flappy Bird. (Me: alright then, but just because your ginger, alright? ;) )

Temari - ERGH!! This stupid bird!! That's it, I'm done!

Kankuro - wait, how come he doesn't have to play it??

SMACK

Kankuro with and print on face - This game suck....

Kisame - This game......is almost as irritating as that Gangnam Style guy....

Hidan - *CENSORED*

Kakazu - Well, if it's free then I guess I could play it..... *five minutes later* forget it, it's a waste of time.....

Sasori - No, I will not play the game (Me: but you - ) now, I'm ginger, so I shouldn't have to play it either, right? ( Me:....fine!)

Deidara - Is this this Steve bird that Lian was talking about? Cause this  bird is pissing me off, un!!

Pein - No. (Me: WHY?!) Get out.

Konan - Hmm....it's boring....

Zetsu - *plays* *glares* NOM

Tobi - Tobi's a good boy!! Tobi's a......sad....boy.... *trying to hold back rage*

Orochimaru - Where can I obtain this power? The power to irritate everyone in existence?

Kabuto - it's simple, you just have to go through the spaces inbetween the pipes till you get to the end. Now, it's quite far so give me some time to just - (Me: Nerd....-.-)

Kakashi - ......I've had enough!!

BL - Great, I need a new phone now!!!

Izumo - *glares* pft, this game won't beat me...

Kotetsu - It can't be *dies* oh, it's on....

Pervy Sage - Kid, I'll be flapping nobody's bird (Me: STAPH!!!)

Anko - Tch, fuck that game!! *eats dango*

Ibiki - I take this bird won't be my friend either? (Me: YOU STILL ON ABOUT THAT?!?!)

G-Man - The game is more addicting than heroine!!

Lan (Nat's big bro) - I swear, I will beat this game!! (Me: ugh...there isn't really an end to - ) quiet! I'm concentrating....

Nat - I actually hate you for getting me addicted to this thing....

Gwen - UGH! FORGET IT!

Den - UGH! FORGET IT!

Rido - Ha, this game is easy, why are people getting so irritated over it?

Fido - Screw this game....I hate this bird so much....freakin' Steve.....when I find this creator, I swear I'm gonna....

Lian - AHHHHH YOU MUST BE RELATED TO STEVE!!!! YOU MUST!!!!!!!!!!

Steve - Heh....heh, heh....ha ha....ha ha ha ha ha!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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.......I think we can ALL agree that Steve and Flappy Bird are working together on this!!

What's your high score on this stupid game? ^.^

Mines 38!! Way too proud!!

Someone in my year got 109....

He has no life!! (stupid football boy....)

Nothing against football, just guys who are 'signed' to teams are so far up their own arse that I can't even have a conversation with them

Anyway!! Sorry for tricking you into think this was an actual chapter!! ^.^

Proper one will be coming up soon!! Pinky Promise!!

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PSYCHOPATH OUT!