I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!

(Lian's POV)

Sighing I ordered my fifth set of dango just watching my two brothers yelling at each other.

"YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA TAKE HER HOME!"

"I DON'T CARE! WE'VE JUST FOUND HER AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER!"

"WHY?! YOU NEVER WENT TO CHECK UP ON HER!"

"AND YOU DID?!"

"THAT ISN'T THE POINT! WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY CARE?!"

"BECAUSE! SHE'S MY SISTER!"

"FIDO! THAT ISN'T A PROPER ANSWER!"

"Actually, it is!" I piped up.

"STAY OUT OF THIS!" the two yelled in union and then glared daggers at each other causing me and the waitress to sweatdrop.

"Are...are they okay?" she asked placing my plate of dango beside me.

I shrugged, "I'm not sure...don't worry about it though!"

"...okay." she said and cautiously walked back into the shop as the two continued to yell at each other.

"Wait a second..." Fido suddenly said and pointed at me, "HOW MANY DANGO HAVE YOU ORDERED!"

"More than I really neee, actually..." I realise and call the waitress back, "Can I get these to go?"

"Of coarse." she nodded and walked away.

"THAT ISN'T THE POINT!!!!" Fido yelled with anime veins appearing.

"So, where are we going?" I asked walking up to them.

"Back"

"To"

"The"

"The"

"Konaha"

"Sound."

"AIN'T NO WAY I'M GOING TO THE SOUND?!" I screamed hiding behind Rido.

"Why?" Fido asked in confusion.

"Cause, they're leader is creepy and sold me out to Dai!" I explained making Rido tense.

"Told you he was bad news. Look what you got yourself into!" Rido yelled.

"You're no better! With that Akatsuki organisation!" Fido yelled.

"Wait...YOU'RE BOTH EVIL?!" I yelled in horror.

"Here's your dango, hun."

"Thanks!" I smile and wave at the nice lady.

"You are definetely bipolar..."

"Say something, brothers?" I glare.

"Nope..."

"Nothing dearest..."

"Love you guys!" I cheer ran away into the trees.

"Hey! Where're you going?!"

"Konaha!"

"GET BACK HERE AND PAY THE BILL!!"

"Yes ma'am...."

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" I laugh.

"Come on, before he catches up." Rido says and starts to lead me through the forest.

- - - - - - - - - -

Throwing sticks into the fire, I looked up at the night sky and wondered how far away from the Leaf I was....

I miss Naruto...