Moments [Hetalia x Reader]

69. Immature

Haha. I've been waiting for this. I will be using Liam for New Zealand's human name.

Warning: Inappropriate jokes.

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69. Immature

"69."

A pause.

"Which one of you..." Arthur began slowly, "Taught him that?"

"Not me," (Y/n) said immediately.

"Pft- 69!" Alfred laughed. Matthew was quick to smack him and scold him. "Don't be immature, Al!"

"Sorry, bro."

"What's wrong with 69?" Peter curiously asked. "When I asked Romeo about it. He laughed!"

"It's a mature joke for adults," Liam gently tried to explain.

Jett snorted and crossed his arms. "Don't worry 'bout it mate. You'll learn when you're older."

"But-"

"Peter," (Y/n) smiled. "It's not something important, okay?"

He pouted. Meanwhile, Alfred was still laughing about it.

"Next thing you know someone will ask him who's top or bottom!" Alfred laughed.

"Don't start it, Al!" Matthew exclaimed.

"What do you mean top or bottom?" Peter asked.

"You'll learn when you're older, Peter," Arthur said.

"Do they mean bunk beds?"

Alfred continued to laugh. "Oh my god."

(Y/n) sighed. "You'll understand that when you're older too."

"Personally, I think (Y/n)'s a top," Jett commented.

The said girl turned bright red and buried her face into her hands. "Jett!"

"Just saying."

"Really?" Alfred looked surprised. "I thought she was more of the bottom person."

"I think she's a switch," Liam added.

"I do not need to hear about this," Arthur groaned.

Matthew was quietly comforting (Y/n) as she decided to cover her ears.

"A switch?" Peter looked confused. "A Nintendo switch? Are we going to play the switch???"

"You know what, why don't we all forget this ever happened and go play smash," (Y/n) abrupted said.

"Good idea," Arthur agreed.

"Great! Let's go," Alfred cheered.

"Yay!" Peter stood up.

Hopefully, they never brought this topic up again, ever.

End!

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