I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Yum....Sushi....

(Lian's POV)

"Thanks for the sushi Kakashi!" I grin as we exit the shop. "I don't usually like fish but now....its almost as tasty as duck...."

Omnomnom.....

I wanna have a duck, cooked, in my hand right now!

....hmm.....

Steve's a duck....

"Lian!"

"Hello!" I smile making Kakashi sigh, "I'm going home now, don't cause too much chaos." he says waving.

"No promises!" I shrug.

"Try your best...."

"Whatever!"

I headed off to the hospital with my fishy leftovers in a bag and went into Lee's room as he finished watching Bridget Jones Diary.

Told you he would like this ish!

"Hey!" I grin and sit on the bed and hand him the food.

"Thanks Lian." Lee smiles and begins munching on the sushi. "What's been happening?"

"Nothing, really, Naruto left earlier today with Pervy Sage to find the next Hokage or something like that...." I replied. "I still think Naruto should be Hokage, he's ready damnit!"

Lee smiles and forces me to calm down and not turn the room upside down.

"What about you?" I ask.

We continued small talk for a little while longer and he thanked me for the movies I gave him for Christmas!

I told him I'd get some more movies for him the next time I saw him.

Soon, it was well over an hour and I took my leave for Lee to get some rest.

My stomach growled as I walked over a bridge and down the lonely path next to a river.

Wait a second....

There's Asuma-Sendai and Kurenai-sensei with.......

Oh my god.....

"A GIANT FISH!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I tackled the blue, fishy man and tied his feet together.

POOF!

"Lian! Get away from them!"

"Hey! Kakashi! I got dinner!" I grinned and heard several palms hitting faces.

Wait....them?

I look around then notice......

"KAKASHI!!"

"What is it?!?!"

"It's terrible!!!! It's horrifying!!!" I yell holding my head in confusion and jumping away from the fish and man.

"Lian! What's wrong?!" Kakashi yells in frustration.

"I never thought this was possible...." I said and my breathing became quicker and more panicked.

"Lian! Breathe normally!" Asuma sensei called.

"Is she okay?" Kurenai asked.

"Lian! What's wrong?!" Kakashi repeated and I screamed in horror and pointed at the non-fishy person.

"SASUKE GOT HOT!"

Faceplams! Faceplams everywhere!

"Sorry, but your mistaken, I'm not Sasuke."

"But you look exactly like - oh...." I mutter and wave awkwardly. "So...I'm guessing your his brother? Or cousin?"

"Brother."

"I fucking knew it!"

"Lian! Don't swear!"

"Kakashi! We kind of have a bigger issue here!" Kurenai said.

"What's wrong with them?" I asked blinking innocently.

They were wearing the same clothing as Deidara and Sasori so I take it I'll get along with them.

"Um....whats your face?" I asked the Sasuke brother.

"Itachi."

"Nice to meet you! Just wondering but....why do you have livestock with you?" I ask looking at the living fish.

The blue man started laughing his fishy ass off and I blinked in confusion.

"I don't think I want a loco fish for dinner, Kakashi...." I called uneasily making the fish man laugh harder holding on his stomach.

Itachi gripped the bridge of his nose, kind of like Kakashi does sometimes, and sighs and eyes glowing red!

"Holy turtle!" I yell and duck in the trees.

.....duck.....

Okay! Not now!

Wait a second....

They can't hurt me.....wait, why would they? I'm as adorable as anything!

If they hurt me then Rido would probably hunt then down....

I have the feeling him and Itachi get along.....they seem similar somehow....

Jumping back out I look and see a half dead Kakashi and Guy standing protecting the Jounin group from the rogue ninja.

"Uncle Guy!" I grin and wave.

"Lian, stay back! These men are very dangerous! They can kill you without a second thought!" guy warned.

"Especially if you try to eat one of them." Fish face said grinning at me.

I shrugged and walked up to them casually. "They wouldn't hurt me!!"

"And what makes you so sure?" Itachi asks.

"Cause I'm Rido's little sister!!" I grin, "I'm also best friends with Tobi, Deidara and maybe Sasori...."

"Lian! How do you know of the Akatsuki?!" Asuma asks me, eyes wide.

"Hey you're not smoking!" I grin.

"Lian!"

"Oh! Sorry....my older brother is part of the organisation and I'm cool with all the members." I shrugged, "Well....he warned me there may be once that will try to eat me...."

I glance at fish face who grins a sharks grin and me and I grin back.

"I take it it was you that tried to eat Fido?" I asked. "You're Zetsu, huh?"