I was laying with Jack, he's not taking the whole having your soul back thing well... at all. I heard clanks, I looked at Jack, his head was on my lap, my fingers messing with his hair. Then I heard the air shut down,
I said" I'll be right back." I got up, and walked out, I walked to my brothers, they were headed to a different room. Sam looked at me, I sighed then followed them.
Sam said" The gas and water converge down here. Maybe. It's too bad we can't just call a plumber."
Dean said" Oh, yeah- Uh, hey, Mario brothers? Yeah, could you come to the most secretive, secure, supernatural hideout in the world? Great. Thanks. Go, Luigi! What is this?"
" This is the bunker... grid-control... center thing- I- thingy."
" Yeah, of course."
I said" Dean, no-touchy."
" Reset. Standby."
Sam said" What?"
" Why? What do I do when, uh, you know, my computer has too many pop-ups? Turn it off, turn it back on again. Hmm?"
Sam and I said" No, I don't think that's-" Dean hit the button, and everything shut down, I groaned, dropping my head.
Sam said" We were gonna say we don't think that's a..."
Dean said" Shh, shh, shh."
" Good idea." The power powered up again,
" Ha-ha! Victory! Now... burger time!" He walked away," Meat man! Comin' to town!" I looked at Sam, I sighed then shrugged, heading up the stairs too.
I said" Dean, how many times do I have to tell you, you can't call yourself meat man!" Dean just did his smile and walked away, I groaned," You're so freakin' gross!" I rubbed my temple then headed back to Jack's room, Sam grabbed my arm.
He said" How is he?"
" He's... managing, you know. It's gonna be hard for him. He's still half human." He nodded, I walked away from him.
I was in my room, braiding my hair,
I heard Dean yell" Sammy! Haz!" I ran out and got to the map room, I saw Dean, Sam, and a woman.
Sam said" What's going on?"
Dean said" Well, I was walking into my room, about to, uh, dive into my Dean Deluxe. I look up, and there she is, folding my, uh, underthings."
" Your underthings?" His boxers. I rolled my eyes,
" My-"
The woman said" Well, if you'd folded them properly to begin with." Dean dropped his arms,
Sam said" I'm sorry. Who are you?"
" My true name is... Oh, it's hardly decipherable in your tongue. Mr. Ganem called me Mrs. Butters." She giggled, I walked in front of Dean, getting ready to fight.
Dean said" Oh. Mrs. Butters."
Sam said" Wait. Our tongue? So, w-what? You're not human?"
She said" Oh, no. No, no. I'm a wood nymph."
Dean said" Okay, well, shouldn't you be in the woods somewhere, nymphing?"
" Well, alas... that is a young one's game. But, no, no, I have much more important things to do. And besides, I live here." Huh? I looked at my brothers, confused.
Sam said" Okay. So-So you're a man of- Uh, you're a Lady of letters?"
" Oh, god, no. I was never a member, no. No, no. No, I was more of a helper. I, uh, took care of the cleaning and laundry and the cooking. The men of letters, though highly intelligent, were oblivious to the necessities of life. But they were my boys. My family." Well, that's very progressive...
Dean said" Well, that's very progressive. Uh, okay, well, we don't want any trouble, so you can just leave."
" Leave? This is-this is my home. Well, I have worked for the men of letters since before the war." Oh, geez... she doesn't know anything.
I said" The war? What year do you think it is?"
" 1958."
Dean said" Ooh. Well, afraid to tell you, but it's, uh- it's 2020."
" It's- Well... then... Well- where is Mr. Markham? Mr. Ackers? Where-Where are the rest of the men of letters?"
" You're looking at 'em. The rest of them are, um- they're dead."
" How?"
" A demon named Abaddon killed them, all of them."
" Oh." She teared up," Ohh. That's why they didn't come back. When the lads left for the ceremony, I was told to stay behind, guard the bunker. But they never returned. So, to keep the bunker safe, I placed it and myself in standby mode. I never dreamed... it would take this long to be reactivated."
Sam said" Yeah, we don't totally know everything about this place yet."
Dean said" It's kinda been one apocalypse after the other."
She said" Oh, no, it's fine. I know how busy your work can be. If you're anything like the others, then it has been an age since you had a home-cooked meal or celebrated the holidays or- oh- ahem- washed your clothes." Dean looked down at his clothes,
Sam said" Yeah, we're not really holiday people."
" It's worse than I thought."
Dean said" You said, uh, that-that we were on standby mode. So, this entire time, we've been operating on, uh, like, half power?"
" The men of letters used my magic to give the bunker an extra oomph." She snapped her fingers and stuff kinda came alive. Dean and I hummed, looking around.
Sam said" What's that?"
" Oh. The radar, of course." We walked to the map table,
I said" We have a..."
Dean said" Monster radar?"
She said" The chime indicates something relatively nearby. And by the color... it looks to be a nest of vampires. 50 miles away. 725 Black Drive."
" We have a monster radar."
" Yeah. Well, if you boys hurry, I imagine you can clean out that nest and make it back here in time for supper."
" Oh, hell yeah!"
" Ohh- ohh."
" Heck- Heck yeah."
" All right." She walked away, Dean chuckled,
Sam said" Dean, hold up. How do we know we can trust her?"
Dean said" Look at her. It isn't that big of a stretch to think that the men of letters wouldn't have found somebody to help out. I mean, they were basically a bunch of uppity, preppy bachelors, you know? Having a... whatever she is- it's almost required."
" Yeah, but-"
" Why don't we go check it out, alright? If the nest is real, then she's telling the truth, and we know we just caught a serious break, and we have not been catching those lately."
" And if it isn't?"
" Then we deal with it."
" What about Jack?"
I said" Yeah, 'cause I'm going with."
Dean and I were at Jack's door, Dean knocked,
He said" Hey, Jack. Okay... Uh, listen, me, Haz and Sam- we got to head out. Um, but, uh, we have a guest that's staying here... kind of. She's, uh- she's probably harmless, but just in case, watch yourself, alright? And if anything happens, obviously, give us a call. And she's, uh- she's making cookies. Snickerdoodle. So if you want some... okay." He walked away,
I said" Jack." I opened the door and closed it behind me," Be careful, and if she tries to hurt you, and you don't hurt back... I'm gonna hurt you." I walked to him and kissed his cheek before teleporting to my room.
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Sam said" Even if she is what she says she is, some kind of-"
Dean said" Magic Roomba?"
" Whatever. Do you think it's a good idea having her around?"
" W- I mean, we do have the son of Satan living down the hall and whatever the hell that is." He nodded back to me, I squinted my eyes at him, before rolling my eyes.
" I'm serious. I mean, Chuck is deleting worlds. Amara is... somewhere. And Jack- he's..."
" A mess."
" Yeah."
" He'll be fine. I mean, I've been through worse. Look at me. I'm the picture of health." I hummed,
" Ignoring your trauma doesn't make you healthy."
" Sure, it does."
" Right. I don't know. Feels like Jack is hiding something."
" He just needs some time, you know, some space. It's the only thing that works."
" I hope you're right."
I said" I still don't like the fact we left Jack alone with her."
Dean said" You're just very, very protective."
" I can still hurt you, Dean."
" Oh, I know. And I also know you're bluffing."
" Saamm..."
Sam said" Don't." I huffed then leaned back, rolling my eyes.
We got to the nest, busting in,
Dean said" Any bloodsuckers in here?!" Two vamps hissed at us, Sam and Dean cut their heads off." Whoo! Well, that's gotta be a record. I mean, no investigation, no dead ends. Just- ding! Bloodsuckers. That monster radar rules."
Sam said" Yeah."
I said" I'm still not sure about this."
We got back to the bunker, and saw Christmas lights and heard music, I looked at Sam and Dean. Then Mrs. Butters came in,
She said" Merry Christmas! Ha-Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!" She giggled,
Dean said" We are so keeping her."
I said" I am so going to hurl." Sam and I looked at each other, we don't have good things, okay? I'm suspicious of everything.
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I was holding Jack's hand as we walked into the kitchen,
Sam said" Jack. Hey, uh, this is, uh..."
Mrs. Butters said" Oh. This is Jack." Jack raised his hand," What are you?" My eyes glowed, if she even thinks about hurting him, I'll kill her before she has the chance to move her finger. I'll kill her dead!
Dean said" He's a millennial. Don't let that throw you." I was snapped out of my thoughts," He's a good kid." Dean was in a nightgown? Hahaha!
Sam said" Are you wearing..."
" Oh. Dude, you gotta see this thing." Dean's gonna pull it up, I closed my eyes," Look at this." I covered Jack's eyes," The- Oh. Heh-ha!" I opened my eyes and moved my hand," I don't know where you got this, Mrs. B, but... best gift ever."
Mrs. Butters said" Ohh. You're welcome, dear. Well, if they vouch for you, then it's okay by me." I tilted my head, I don't like it, I don't like her, I want her away MY boys." Oh, good heavens, you must be starving."
Jack said" Uh, I'm not that hungry."
" Oh, poppycock. A young boy like you. Here." She gave him a smoothie? I guess," Try this. You'll love it." She handed me one.
Dean said" Smoothie? I want one."
" You... may have tomato juice. I'm worried about your cholesterol. Tsk-tsk-tsk." I giggled, oh, woman, I've worried about the health of Dean for years, he's yet to drop dead of something normal. Then there was an alarm,
" Oh-ho-ho! We've got one!" Sam and Dean took off, I looked at Jack, smiling slightly.
I saw Sam and Dean, Mrs. Butters was at the doorway,
She said" No crusts."
Dean said" Ohh! Mrs. B, you're the best."
" Samuel, the radar says it's a lamia. I out blessed knives in the trunk. And tell Dean to take it easy on the car. I just waxed it." Jack and I walked up,
Jack said" Should I come or..."
Sam said" Wha- No, no. Jack, it's fine. We got it." Jack took another sip of the smoothie,
Mrs. B said" Bye-Bye. Well. What shall we do with you?" Jack hummed, he had a smoothie mustache, I shook my head. I don't trust her. I don't like her. I want her gone.
I was in the library, I levitated off the ground and grabbed another book, I put myself down. This is agitating, I'm agitated! I'm frustrated, I don't like her and I can't do anything without running it by with my brothers who have obviously taken a liking to her, especially my personal idiot head, Dean.
I walked past the kitchen,
I heard Jack say" I killed her."
Mrs. B said" Oh." My eyes glowed, I levitated,
" I-I didn't mean to. It-It was an accident."
" Well... yeah. We all do things, things that we are not proud of. But... life gives us second chances. And it is our obligation to hold onto them. Understand? Would you like another smoothie?" She made another smoothie out of thin air, my eyes turned black. Jack turned and saw me, he smiled at me, I calmed down, letting my feet touch the ground and my eyes went back to normal.
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We were celebrating Sam's birthday, we've celebrated halloween and thanksgiving and fourth of July. Which is weird because we don't celebrate holidays at all, we kinda ignore them. It's kinda been fun, spending time with my brothers and Jack. We were all singing happy birthday, Sam blew out the candles,
Dean said" Oh, Mrs. B, when it's my birthday, can I put in the request to have the, uh, rice krispie treats?"
Mrs. B said" Oh. Dear, at your age, I wouldn't think you'd want to celebrate your birthday." Jack and I laughed but looked down as Dean looked at us, I smiled innocently." There's an extra batch just for you next to the fridge."
" You- You are the best!" He walked away,
I said" Sammy, what do you think Dean would do if I took his precious food?"
Sam said" Is kill you an option?"
" Nah. Too easy."
" Strangle you with his bare fists."
" Wanna take a bet?"
" No." I teleported to the kitchen and grabbed the extra batch, I sat on the table, Dean walked in. He glared at me as he saw I had the batch,
He said" Be smart about this, Baby girl."
I said" Now, who raised me up again? Because you'd never teach me such a foul thing." I smirked, he smirked back,
" Touché." He ran to me, I slid off the table and made a run for it, he grabbed me from behind and pulled me against him. His hand wrapped around my neck and the other on the batch." Gonna give up?"
" Ha, you think I give up?" I teleported with the batch to the doorway, I laughed as I ran.
" Hazel Winchester!"
" Dean Winchester!" I dodged him then he pinned me the wall and grabbed the batch.
" I'll let you have 2 if you give up now."
" Deal." I took two then teleported off, I went into map room. Taking a bite out of one, I smirked as Sam smiled at me.
Sam said" He pinned you to the wall to trade, didn't he?"
" He's getting slightly smarter in old age, but I'm also getting better at getting what I want."
Jack said" And compared to you, we're all really dumb."
" Very true." I gave him the other treat, I bit my lip," I taught you well, Tiger." He smiled," Maybe a little too well, I've made a mistake."
" I'm still really dumb compared to you, Hazel, don't worry."
" Oh, I'm not worried. I feel sorry for Sam and Dean, now there's double the Hazel." Sam groaned, I giggled and hugged him, kissing his cheek," You will live, Sammy."
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Jack and I walked into the library, we saw Mrs. Butters looking through some files. I tilted my head, stopping Jack, she closed the drawer and grabbed her duster.
Jack said" Mrs. Butters?" She screamed,
She said" Oh. Y-Yes, dears?" She walked to us,
" I was just wondering if you could, um... make me another smoothie."
" Of course. Anything for my boys." I glared at her as she walked away, oh, hell no! They're MY boys. Jack and I went to the filing cabinets and looked through them. Jack picked up a file and opened it, I saw Mrs. Butters' photo. Jack opened it and there was a film roll, I think that's what they're called.
We played the film,
A man said" Cuthbert Sinclair, Men of Letters, File 5150. As you know, Henshaw was successful in retrieving the wood nymph from the Thule's laboratories. After encountering a Nazi battalion, Subject B, casually referred to as Mrs. Butters, destroyed upwards of 200 men before she was restrained. Wood nymphs, it would seem, though naturally docile, react violently when home or family are threatened. To that end, I have conducted a series of, uh, experiments designed to show this strange and magical being the importance of our mission. And Mrs. Butters has agreed to join the Men of letters family for service and security." The man took off a sack," This is a member of the Thule, who, after a very thorough interrogation, is no longer of any use. Mrs. Butters, if you would." Mrs. Butters ripped the man's head off, I gulped.
She said" Would anyone like tea or cookies?"
Jack said" Son of a bitch."
I said" Dammit!" I looked at him, I sighed," Okay, let's get Sam and Dean, fill them in, show 'em the video because she's got Dean wrapped around her fingers." He nodded, I stood up, grabbing his hand, we ran to find my brothers.
Jack said" Sam?! Sam!" We walked into the map room,
Mrs. Butters said" Oh. Slow down, dears. Is everything all right?"
" Uh, yeah. I was just... looking for Sam."
" He'll be here any minute. He's got a big date."
" Oh. That's, um, nice."
" Are you sure you're alright? Can I get you some soup or something?"
I heard Sam say" I feel silly. Are you sure I don't look ridiculous? I feel like I look ridiculous." He does. But I'm also me, so to me he always looks ridiculous.
" Not at all. You look dashing! Let me see. Yes, yes." Jack and I slid past her, I need to kill her!," Now, are you sure I couldn't just trim the ends?" She's got Sam wrapped around her fingers now! Dammit! Son of a bitch!
" Stop it."
Dean said" Oh, wow. Somebody's shopping at Abercrombie & Bitch." He laughed, idiot.
She said" Oh! Language!"
" Well-" He scoffed, gesturing to Sam, I see his point.
" Don't you listen to him. You look very handsome."
Sam said" Eileen's in town. So I thought, after everything that's happened, you know, we could go out on a date. Dinner and privacy, something." Yea... heavy on the something!
Dean said" Heavy on the something." Oh, ugh, I'm thinking like Dean! I mean, yeah...
Mrs. Butters said" Now, here. I want you to take one of the old cars from the garage. They're all in tip-top condition now. She'll be very impressed."
Sam said" Thanks."
" Oh, and, Sam, one more thing." She made roses appear," Have fun!"
Dean said" Go get 'em, tiger." Sam walked away,
" You should be nicer to your brother."
" Well, now, why would I do that?"
" Boys." She turned away, Jack and I went to grab Dean's shoulder, but stopped as she turned around again to face us," Oh, Dean, I noticed that there was a broken tv in one of the rooms, and I took the liberty of fixing it."
" The Dean cave?" She walked away from us," You fi- Ha! Yes!" He walked away, ugh! I swear I have to do everything by myself! Jack and I looked at each other, two against one, this should be easy. Jack's human strength and my supernatural strength, yeah, easy. We followed Mrs. Butters.
We followed her into the dungeon,
Jack said" I know what you are."
Mrs. Butters said" And what's that?"
" We saw the film."
" And how did it make you feel?"
" Feel? I-I don't understand." I squinted my eyes at her, what's she getting at?
" Oh. Of course you do. You enjoyed seeing that man- well, no, Nazis are hardly men- that dog's death. You relished his pain, didn't you, Jack, Hazel?" She planned this, didn't she?
" What? No. Wait. You wanted me to find- is this some kind of test? To- To what? See if I'm bloodthirsty? Dangerous?"
" Aren't you?" I started getting angry, my breathing picked up.
" No." He shook his head, I shook my head slowly.
" Yes. You are. And Sam and Dean-"
" No, that's not- They know-"
" Know what? How powerful you are? How powerful you've become?" She walked closer to us, I stood in front of Jack," Because I do. They should be scared of you both!"
" I would never hurt them."
" You have before. Haven't you?" She turned around," Have you ever thought that Sam and Dean keep you here, closed in, secure, because they're scared you'll do to someone else what you did to their mother? Now that I'm here, they will never have to worry about you again." She lifted us up, I chocked and she threw us into the wall. We got up,
I said" What are you doing?"
" What I've always done. I'm protecting my family."
Jack and I said" Don't." My eyes glowed then flickered, what?!, I saw Jack's do the same." What-What-What did you do to us?" She cuffed us, what?
" Well, you didn't think those smoothies were for your health, did you? I've learned a few things while I was dusting around here. A little yarrow root, some ground jawbone for texture, and, voilà, you are as weak as a puppy." She poked my chest and I went down, Jack next to me.
" Why?"
" To make this bunker safe again. To get rid of all the monsters!" She walked out, shutting the door, I screamed, throwing my head back.
I said" It's fine, Jack, everything's gonna be fine." Jack looked at me, I sighed," Don't take her words to heart, Jack, we are not monsters, okay? We are still part human. But when I have the strength, I'm killing her, like I should have the first day! And anyways, she wants them to kill us, Dean won't kill us, Sam won't either."
Then Dean was thrown in, Jack and I stood up,
Mrs. Butters said" I'd hope for better from you, Dean. Obviously, they've infected you." Dean got up," Just like the serpent in the garden."
Dean said" Hey. Wait. No, no, no, no!" " Just like his father!" She closed the door,
" Don't!" Dean looked at us,
I said" Next time I say-"
" Don't say it."
" Dean."
" Don't say it."
" I told you so!"
" You said it!"
Dean's phone rang, he answered it,
He said" Went psycho. We know. Well. I mean, I, you know, figured you were... practicing your sign language. Mmm... it's been a while for you, man, you know? I don't know. Try shooting her. Wha- How do I know? You were the one that was gonna look into this. Oh, that was the best omelet I've ever had in my life."
I said" Hey, idiots! Focus!"
" Okay, okay. Go down to the boiler room, right? Cause if hitting standby pulled her into some sort of suspended animation, then..." He put the phone down,
Jack said" What now?"
" Well, now we got to figure out a way out of this room."
" I could use my power."
" No. The amount of power it'd take to get out of those cuffs, that'd be like sending up a flare for Chuck, so don't-don't do that."
" I have a job, a mission!" Oh, I never wanted these two in a room alone, Dean... he can get hurtful.
" Jack, stop."
" Do you still think I'm a monster?" Dean turned to us, I glared at him, he better not.
" Okay, I'm just gonna say this, okay? Just get it out there. Jack. I'm trying, okay? I really am. But what you did... that's not easy to forget. Now, I was angry with you... for a while. And maybe I still am a little bit, okay? But I'm not gonna let some Evil Mary Poppins take you out. Do you understand?" Jack nodded, I could kill Dean right now... Jack doesn't need this, he feels so much guilt and pain enough for now.
Dean was about to slash through Jack's cuffs, I went to flinch,
Jack said" Okay, wait! You're sure this is gonna work?"
Dean said" Let's say yes. Hmm? Okay." He hit the cuffs and Jack flew back, shattering into the cabinet and falling to the ground.
" Ah!"
" Ooh! Dang it! Dang- Dammit it! Language, my ass. Come on, Pal. You-You- Oh." He got him up," Okay, look, there's no way those things are coming off without the key."
" Should we wait for Sam?"
" Yeah. Sam should've been here by now. You- I have another idea."
" Yeah?" Jack smiled, Dean smiled and chuckled. Oh, no. We walked over to the door,
I said" Oh, no!" Dean smiled at me, I groaned," Do me."
" Baby girl, no offense, but he has an actual body mass, while you weight as much as a tiny dog."
" Offense taken. Harsh!"
Jack said" It's okay, Hazel." I groaned, then nodded,
Dean said" Now, remember, pain is just weakness leaving the body, mm? On three. Here we go. One, two!" Dean hit the cuffs with the archangel blade and Jack was thrown into the door and it fell in." Hey, hey. Yeah. See? Not so bad, right?" Dean got him up," Huh? Come on. Let's go." We started walking,
I said" Never again."
We got to the boiler room, and Dean grabbed a hammer and smashed the reset button. Everything went dark, the emergency lights came on, and the alarms sounded off. We left, heading back upstairs to find Sammy.
We found him tied up,
Sam said" Dean."
Dean said" She gone?"
" Uh, yeah."
" It worked!"
" Yeah, it worked."
" Ah-ha-ha! Problem solved." Dean untied him, we saw his nail," Oh, that is-"
" Yeah, thanks."
I heard her say" You have all been very bad!" She flung up, I hit the ground," I am not gonna fail. Not again! You thought you could destroy us? Destroy our family?!"
Jack said" No."
" I wasn't there for them before. But now I am going to stop you from hurting them!" I held my arms out on top of Jack,
Sam said" No, no, no, no, no, no. Mrs. Butters. Don't."
" Oh. Samuel, you will thank me eventually."
" You hurt them, you hurt us."
" No, they've infected you! I have to keep you safe."
" By trying to kill the people we care about?"
" I- They're- They're monsters! That's why Mr. Cuthbert said I couldn't go back to my forest, because of things like that!"
" No. Mr. Cuthbert used you, okay? He lied to you. Mr. Cuthbert tortured you."
Dean said" He could save the world."
She said" What?"
" He can save the world. That's why we're here, isn't it? Us, the men of letters. That's the whole mission, is saving the world. He can do exactly that!" She sobbed, the lights came back on,
" I just... I miss them so much." I dropped my head onto Jack's shoulder, sighing.
We were up, she healed Sam's nails,
She said" There you go, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about everything."
Jack said" It's okay. Really."
" Thank you."
Sam said" Mrs. Butters, uh, you said Cuthbert convinced you to come work for them, but, really, you just wanted to go back home."
" Oh. Yes, I did."
Dean said" And now?"
" Ohh. I would love to see the-the woods again, see the sun streaming through the trees. Oh, you boys would love it. Creeks and animals, snow and... Oh, I'm getting carried away."
Jack said" Then it's settled."
She was leaving,
She said" Well. Sadly, without my magic, the bunker will revert to standby mode. So..."
Dean said" Ah, well, things were getting too easy anyway, you know? Who need a monster radar? Or whatever that telescope thing is."
" It's an interdimensional geoscope."
Sam and I said" It-It's a... what?"
" A-"
Dean said" I looked in it earlier. I didn't see anything."
" Ohh. Oh, that's not good." Jack handed her the photo of the old members." Oh, look what you've done. Oh, I shall treasure it always. Well, I guess it's time. It- Oh. Dean. Eat your vegetables. And, Sam... cut your hair. And, Jack, Hazel... go save the world. Well, goodbye, boys." She snapped her fingers and she was gone, everything went back to normal.
Sam, Jack and I were sitting at a table,
Sam said" Are you, uh... You know, if-if there's anything you want to talk about..."
Jack said" I know. It's just... I'm supposed to kill God, and I got... She got me because I was stupid and... Sam. Do you really think I can do this?"
" Jack, you're the only one who can." Dean came in,
He said" All right, all right! He-he!"
" He loves that apron."
" Boom." He put down the holder, this is gonna be good," Now, Mrs. Butters was right, okay? We are busy. Sometimes a little too busy. But right now... taa daa!" He removed the covering and there was a birthday cake for Jack." I made it myself. Obviously. I mean, it's, you know, not like Mrs. Butters makes it, but..."
Jack said" It's great."
" All right. Here we go." He lit a candle then put it in the cake," Happy birthday, Jack."
Sam said" Alright. Make a wish." He blew out the candle. I smiled and kissed his cheek,
I said" First rule about Dean's baking abilities, let him try it first, it could be toxic." Jack laughed,
" Oh, yeah, the uh... micro-cake, right?" Dean groaned, dropping his head," You were so sick and miserable, we couldn't hunt a thing. Had to stay with you and one of us had to stay awake during the night."
Jack said" What happened?"
Dean said" No, don't-"
I said" I got food poisoning and salmonella because that no brain doofus decided to try and make a cake in a motel microwave."
" I said sorry."
" Dean, I was miserable for like 2 weeks."
Jack said" But he used the-"
Dean said" I used the oven, okay? And does anyone trust me to make a cake?" Jack went to raise his hand, I grabbed his hand, shaking my head, Sam shook his head too." I'll get the plates and forks." Sam followed him, Jack smiled at me,
I said" What is it, Tiger?"
He said" I was sure you'd kill Mrs. Butters."
" Eh, didn't feel like it. And you totally would have stopped me."
" I'd try, at least. You'd probably threaten me in some insane form." I smiled,
" Yeah, definitely, you're learning, Tiger. Good for you."