99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People

Step 3: Annoying Ad People on the Phone Part 3

Don't you just hate it when those annoying ad voice play back people call your phone. I hate it it's such a waste of time.

*Phone rings*

You: Hello?

Voice message: You have just won a free cruise ship to Antartica press 1 to accept this offer!!

You: You m*ther f*cker I don't give a f*ck about you get lost and stop wasting my time on your f*cking BS. 

*This will give them something to listen to.** Or start a fake conversation with them or add in some singing.*

Fake Convo:

You: Hello?

V.M: You have just won a free cruise ship press 1

You: So, how big is the cruise ship? I really like cruise ships. What colour is it? Why aren't you answering? Do you hate me? Come one we are better than that. Fake crying* OMG *waah* you hate me. OMG what did I ever do to you? Can you answer me so then I know you won't hate me. Nooooo how could you? I'm a dying goose. 

(Sing One Direction: What Makes you Beautiful?)

You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,


Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh oh,
That's what makes you beautiful

(Now start swearing)

OMG this would be funnier with an actual sales rep. Have fun and smile!