1. Pretend to text
2. “So how about that game last night”
3. Rapid fake sneezes
4. Compliment their mom
5. Pretend to tie your shoes
6. Say “oops another gay baby is born”
6. Facepalm
7. Change the subject
8. Pull the fire alarm
9. Make a pterodactyl noise
10. Yell Hallelujah!
11. Praise the lord
12. Say “does a vertical line twist?”, and hope it doesn’t get even more awkward
13. Say “awkward” in a high pitch voice
14. Cough Fake sick and say you need to leave
15. Pretend there is a distraction
16. Discuss the weather
17. Say you just got an emergency email and you have to leave ASAP
18. Say something even more awkward
19, Yell “JAYKAY”
20. Tell them they have something in their hair
21.Say “I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to myself.”
22. Ask what colour of Snuggie they own
23. Keep asking questions
24. Watch the video -------> there in external link
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
