Step 11: Annoying Teachers Part 1

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Do you have this teacher who just blabs about nothing in particular on and on and on? Or how about a teacher whose just so boring whose class you think will NEVER end? Gaaah! Don't you just wish you could get rid of someone like that well maybe you can...

Scenario 1

You: Sitting in your class waiting for the teacher

Teacher; Good morning class today we will learn about the war of 5032

You: Huh? Awwwwww

Teacher: John A. Drummer built the flying future of yesterday...

You: She is such a bore I want to die.

You: Stare at the clock waiting for class to be over when suddenly the "annoying" teacher picks on you

Teacher: What was the flying future of yesterday?

You: Uhm... a bird

Teacher: Dumbfounded that is correct?!?!

You: Exhale relief and stare at the clock. Each second is as long as an hour while each minute is as long as a day.

If only if only their was some way to get rid of that teacher...

Well now their is. Do you just hate that lesson? Do you just hate that teacher? Well, this is what you do?

Scenario 2

You: Wait for the teacher to come

Teacher: Today we will learn about the war of 5032

You: You forgot to close the door

Teacher: But the door's closed

You: Oh! I didn't  see

Teacher: John A. Drummer built the flying future of yesterday...

You: Why did John A. Drummer build the flying future of yesterday?

Teacher: It's just an invention

You: How do you make a flying future of yesterday?

Teacher: That's a bird

You: What is a bird composed of?

Teacher: Huh?

You: Why does god make birds?

Teacher: Well...

You: Why can birds fly but not us?

Teacher: Well...

You: Why does the world hate me?

*Bell rings. Woohoo! Class is over* You just distracted the teacher from teaching.

Advice: Ask questions until class is over. DISTRACTION

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