My favorite one I haven't used it yet beware sales people. Scenario 2: You no english?
Sales Person: We have new deals from Rogers starting at only $5.95
You: Bonjour. Et-tu aimes pizza?
You: Hola commo estas (in very bad spanish)
S.P: Do you speak english?
You: Yes I do
S.P: Is the home owner available?
You: I am the homeowner
S.P: Ok? Are you interested in our new Samsung Galaxy.
You: (Start swearing in spanish) and slam the phone down.
Hey! You just got rid of them. If you don't have a whole lotta time skip to the swearing and slam the phone always works.
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