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Which one of you reading has an iPhone? Probably many of you well I have a BB don't go hating me I don't mind iPhones either but I like my BB it's touch screen and white. ;)
Now who likes auto correct on iPhones? Maybe some of you. Most of my friends have iPhones it is hilarious to hear their stories about auto correct. Sometimes auto correct can make the convo more interesting or even awkward depending on what it corrects to. My name always corrects to Arabia holy it is so annoying but hey it creates a convo. Yesterday I was talking to my friend he has an iPhone he wanted to say thanks and ended up saying hey sweet thang! It was really hilarious.
Friend aka Fr: What's up?
You: Just chillin with my poop
Fr: Oh! That sounds hygienic
You: Nooo! I meant pop
Fr: Thank god! I was worried. lol
Fr: So I have blown my boss twice, and it's not as bad as I thought
You: Look at your last text
Fr: lmao nose!!
*Every time I write guys on my bb it comes out as guts loool*
You: We'll see how I feel later on
Fr: Ok. If you want you can just come and sit on the floor and give me company. I will supply diet coke. And I will give you an HIV too ;)
You: Then I'll definitely come ;)
Fr: Ahaha I meant hug
You: I don't like the guts in our school though they are ugly
Fr: Um okay we have guts?
You: Ahaha I meant guys
Fr: Oh good I was wondering for you
You: Guts lol
Fr: If guys were guts....
You: You are disgusting
Fr: What classes do you have tomatoes? Because I won't be there tomatoes
You: Nice Nick name
Fr: Omg hahaha auto correct damn I meant tomorrow
You: Oh good tomatoes
Fr: Grandpa bought me a sandwich from the devil
You: From hell
Fr: Wow... Deli
You: lool nice
You: Hi mom I bought the crack for dad it was $35 is that okay?
Mom: It was cheaper when I was younger
You: Omg I meant cake. Wait! Mom what?!?
So from these scenario's u probably understood iPhones auto correct not always the best thing. On my bb I changes guts to auto correct to guys just in case ;). Should I have a part 2 with some more funny scenario's? Tell me ur thoughts in the comments and readers this chappie is just for you that's why I am sitting on my BB typing this on Christmas.
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