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Hellooooooooooooo peasants of WattPad,
It is your Lord, Dark.
Not Neon, Dark.
Ma name's Dark, stahp calling me Neon.
Anyways, yes, another tag.
Maybe this book should be renamed to Urgh, Tags and Sh*t.
Sooooo, let's start! 13 facts about myself (If I can even manage to find 13 Interesting things about myself).
Juan. I had a friend called Juan and I kept making jokes about his name.
Too. I have a friend called Anh Tu. Coz ya know... Anh, Tu— Anh Tu Three (1..2..3)
Tree. I used to mix up "three" and "tree", until I got enlightened.
Fore. I'm supposed to be working, but I'm writing this instead coz it's way more interesting, lel.
High– Five. I almost forgot to do N°5! Fiouuu! Thank god I checked back.
Sex: Now you might think that this one is a bit dirty, but no!, sex is also: the state of being male or female (or an attack helicopter).
S-Heaven. I don't really believe in heaven and hell, being agnostic, but I kinda hope that they exist, both sounding pretty nice (yeah, even Hell).
Ate: I HATE when people don't know basic grammar and instead of writing "ate", they write "eated". Like C'mon!
Nein. I wonder who's gonna be the new Hitler. Or if ever there's gonna be world peace. Idk, I personally think that we should either do as Lion says, kill all the bigots and idiots or start over (AKA a big ass meteor should hit earth, and kill everyone).
10. I couldn't find a word play for this one.
Elven. I can't gain weight! I train almost every day, to be healthy and have a nice body, but I'm too skinny, and I want to gain weight. But I can't seem to gain any.
Two-elves. I love the British accent. I find it so smooth and "mature".
(A) Turnt teen. I had more fun finding names for the numbers than actually finding facts about myself.
That is all! :D
Thank you for reading and...
Peace out peasants!^-^
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